Guest guest Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 It is a tradition in the US for people to make statements through stickers they stick on their car bumpers. Here are few funny bumper stickers on Sadhaks car. "Procrastinate now" "My Karma ran over my Dogma!!" "Never drive faster than your angel can fly!!" "I'd rather be in Samadhi" "Out of body. Will be back in 15 minutes!" "Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!" "Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear." "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools" "Vegetarians visualize whirled peas (world peace)" A Few One-liners ... "Meditation - You have the right to remain silent." "Don't just do something, sit there." "Life is hard. It's breathe, breathe, breathe, all the time." Part 1 What did the Sadhak say when he walked into the Pizza Parlor? "Make me one with everything." Part 2 When the Sadhak got the pizza, he gave the pizza-man a $20 bill. The pizza-man pocketed the bill. The Sadhak said "Don't I get change?" The pizza-man said, "Change must come from within." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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