You can't have too many baby calves"

[Guest guest]

We used to collect cow manure at the Naalehu dairy and I already told

you about the fact that when one cow died the others would wail like

human beings, enen though they were not in the same field. They

evidentally were able to communicate with each other.

 

Now here is just a story.

The owner of the dairy said to his foreman that "we can't have too

may calves". The foreman took it to mean that we can have as many

here as are born.

When the owner came back a few months later and saw all those baby

calves he scolded his foreman and said, " didn't I tell you that we

cannot have too many calves"?

The foreman then took a gun and shot the calves in the head. That

part is true as we were there when they would shoot the calves in the

head.

Although I eat them, I am quite upset about it and so just as soon as

I am not attached to freaking my wife and 91 year mother with my

demise, I will go out as a vegetarian.

Sorry sharks I just changed my mind, and please leave those surfers

alone.

 

My former teachers say that you will have to pay back your portion of

pain that those animals experience when killed for food.

 

Love,

Alton