Guest guest Posted October 15, 2002 Report Share Posted October 15, 2002 Commander Blackhead. I want to welcome this group of devotees who are starting their "30 days to Self realization" today. By the grace of the Swami, because you who did not have the 1 million rupees payment; are being funded by Schleppes foundation. SIT (Swami in training? has written a grant and Schleppes has graciously funded your 30 day training. Schleppes asks nothing in return except that after you become realized, you will only drink Schleppes and no other liquids. Also, for each 24 hours of training you will have to view only one hour of " the great benefits of Schleppes videos. It should be a welcome break from all those tedious "Who am I" questions you will have to ask. I trust that you have taken your purgatives, laxatives and colonics for the proper cleaning of the body? As you have read in the literature each seeker will have a weightless module and be hooked up to a computer via virtual reality goggles. Tubes for elimination will take care of that problem and an Intravenous will feed you the necessary nutrition for the duration of your questing for the Self. Therefore there will be absolutely no body pain during meditation and no time out for nourishment. Now before you climb into your modules lets do a chant in unison. The Self is my very true being Many lives I've been fleeing The time is now to end all delusion and forever be in ecstatic seclusion The first day: Each thought that appears in the mind of the participants will be graphically portrayed via the virtual reality goggles. If an erotic desire appears then you see yourself suffering a terminal illness caused by STD's If a desire for physical beauty appears, then you see yourself aging and ending up in a wheelchair in a nursing home. Desiring riches you will be continually robbed. Desire fame and you will be hounded by fans. Want a romantic relationship and it ends in rancorous divorce. If thoughts persist a painful electric shock will follow each thought. Each participant is then instructed to ask 'from whence does that shock arise". Don't worry, in case you have not studied the scriptures the answer will be supplied to you. Advanced seekers, who have meditated for many previous lifetimes realize the Self after only one day and leave their modules. They are greeted by their families who become shaken when the Self realized ones say " I have no family I am the Self". Each one walks away to seek a cave so that the Rats and ants can feed on some Self realized flesh. The next portion of the training you will have the darshan of the guru and he will gaze into your consciousness and ask the question "Who are you". Those who are spiritually dense will be supplied the answer. Many will instantly become realized and leave the module to be welcomed by waiting family. You will say "I have no family, I am the Self" and seek the nearest cave. Now it is the final few days and all that are left are SIT and Gabriele. The modules goes into hyper mode and their bodies are put into deep freeze in a last ditch attempt to have them freed of bodily identifications. You are instructed to ask this question, which is bound to work for intransigent souls. But first you must sign a non-disclosure agreement. If you signed it then please scroll down to see the question, remembering the former one which is "Who Am I" Here is the question so please commit it to memory. "WHO AM ICE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 16, 2002 Report Share Posted October 16, 2002 Dear Alton, that is of course a masterpiece! Perhaps it will enter into the literature about self-realization. LOL In Sri Ramana Gabriele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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