spiritual Follies

[Guest guest]

So one day John, the great catholic was sitting in the market with

his friend vinod. On the opposite was a prostitute living on the

first floor.

 

John was telling vinod about the great things about catholics,

when he noticed the local Rabbi was meekly entering the house of the

whore.

 

"see ?" he said ," These jews, they talk too much purity and what

their rabbi is doing here at the house of the whore"

 

After some time they saw a hindu priest under the cover of

darkness going upstairs.

 

"You hindus too talk of yama and niyama and what your priest is

doing here ? He jokingly asked...vinod had to cut sorry figure.

 

Then there was a muslim maulavi entering the house and john gave a

big lecture against Islam.

 

Suddenly vinod saw the bishop entering the house and pointing

towards him he asked ," John what now ?

 

John shrudded and said," You are a sinner....never think bad about

Catholics....there must be somebody dying in the house...Bishop must

be going for last sermons !!!

 

Baba

[Guest guest]

Namaste. This reminds me another one:

 

"A Rabbi was asked to adjudiciate a case.

The first man presented his argument and the

rabbi after hearing his evidence said to him,

"You are right."

 

Then the second man presented his arguement and the rabbi after

hearing his evidence said,

"You are right."

 

At this point, the rabbi's wife turned to her husband and asked,

"How can both of these men be right? "

 

The Rabbi thought for a moment, and then said,

"Darling, you are right !"

 

Jaya Sri Radhey!

 

 

, beirut_ka_baba <no_reply> wrote:

.....there must be somebody dying in the house...Bishop must

> be going for last sermons !!!

>

> Baba