Guest guest Posted November 11, 1999 Report Share Posted November 11, 1999 >Vrinda >Vrinda >God's retirement >Tue, 9 Nov 1999 21:55:47 EST > >Scientists want God to retire... > >One day a group of eminent scientists got together and decided that >Man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one >scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The >scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no >longer need You. We're to the point that we can clone people and do >many miraculous things, so why don't You just retire?" > >God listened very patiently to the man and then said, "Very well, but >first, how about this, let's have a Man-making contest." > >To which the scientist replied, "OK, great!" > >God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the >old days with Adam." > >The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed >himself a handful of dirt. > >God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own >dirt!" ____ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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