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The frog

 

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from

her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says,

"Ms.

Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to

borrow.

The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that

his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he

knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial

amount

of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the

loan.

She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says,

"Sure. I have this,"and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about

half an inch tall. Bright

pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll

have

to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds

the

manager and says: "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger

out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he

wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant.

"I

mean, what the heck is this?" {Are you ready???) (Don't be mad if you

didn't

see it coming....)

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The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti

Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.