Guest guest Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 "Shaasa A. Ruzicka" <amritasyaputra >amritasyaputra >amritasyaputra >Some aphorisms from Irma >Wed, 12 Feb 2003 19:59:40 -0500 (EST) > > > >Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a >garage makes you a car. > >If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. > >A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. > >Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change >places. > >Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. > >Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before >you need it. > >Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when >you make it again. > >Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. > >Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. > >By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. > >Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them >all yourself. > > > >_____________ >Join Excite! - http://www.excite.com >The most personalized portal on the Web! _______________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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