Now pundits make 'sex kundli'

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Now pundits make 'sex kundli'

 

By Khalid M Ansari in New Delhi

Friday, 17 October , 2003, 15:40

 

Want to know how good your wife is in bed? No problem! Just ask the

friendly, neighbourhood Man of God. With Indian couples eager to know

their carnal compatibility before marriage, 'sex patri' is the way to

go.

 

Pundits in the Capital have reportedly begun to use the Taoist Sexual

Manual (TSM) that enables them to predict sexual compatibility along

with health, wealth and career prospects. According to Pt Rama Kant

Bhardwaj, the results have been nothing less than spectacular.

 

"Parents come to me to know the future of an arranged match. However,

it's not uncommon for the proposed groom to make a private visit and

enquire about his would-be partner's libido. He is happy to shell out

anything between Rs 2,000 to 3,000 for the consultation," gloats

Bhardwaj.

 

Imported from China, the Taoist school of thought offers a deep

understanding of sensuality, claim experts. "Unlike astrology that is

limited to studying human personality, Taoism goes a step further.

For example, a girl with a wide mouth and sparkling eyes may be

difficult to handle initially but is sure to be a great success in

bed. Likewise, a small mouth and short fingers indicate easy

pleasuring. If forewarned is forearmed, then the boy is certainly

better equipped to consummate his marriage," Bhardwaj quips.

 

There are others who feel traditional horoscopes need to be

supplemented with a Taoist reading.

 

"We have always based our predictions on kundli matching that takes

into account the position of heavenly constellations and their effect

on human life. While this may give us some idea about health and

career, it tells us nothing of matters sexual. This is where TSM

helps and it is, in fact, a very accurate science. And I have a whole

lot of satisfied clients who can vouch for its efficacy," declares Pt

Nagarjuna Sharma who practices at an Arya Samaj Mandir in South

Delhi.

 

London-based Rajeev Sethi, currently on a visit to India, admits he

owes a debt of gratitude to the pundit who gave his wife a glowing

sex report. "I still remember how curious I was. Thankfully, all that

he said come true and in three years of marital life we have never

had any disagreements about our physical relationship," he says.

 

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