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Found this humorous piece (see below) sent me by Yogi in August last year.

(Thanks Yogiji, I had another bout of giggles….!) Haven't the heart to delete

it and thought I'd also share it here:

Excerpts from: http://www.anand.to/humor/index.html

Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with

friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your

wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the

wrong man."

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks

and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man

listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I

married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't

notice it."

http://www.anand.to/humor/index.htmlDo You ?

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