The Clown Chakra

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The Clown Chakra

 

The Clown scientists have found that all our problems can be placed

under one heading: Seriousness.

Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from Cancer to

Reincarnation.

Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a new source

of healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart

chakra

and the throat chakra. It is called the clown chakra. If people are

feeling

miserable; if they have financial problems; if their relationship

situation is the pits; if they are in ill health; if they have a need to

sue

people; if they find fault with their brother; then obviously their

clown chakra

is closed. When this happens, the scientists have observed under a

high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad

face; and when

the clown chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a

happy

face. The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his

 

mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out

the

love that is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are

therefore saying, "I Lack Love", or ILL for short. The scientists also

discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are "out

of ease" or "dis-eased".

When the clown chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing)

properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger,

resentment,

grievances, unhappiness and so on, and converts the energy into tiny red

 

heart-shaped balloons. The red heart balloons contain God's Love and

Joy. These

balloons are directed to the "dis-eased" cell or situation, and a happy

face

appears instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is

gone.

Sometimes these red heart balloons are called endorphins, due to the

fact that when anyone experiences them the feeling of separation ends -

they

experience being back home with the Father and hence are no longer an

orphan. This is the well known "end orphan" (endorphin) effect. So if

you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you

visualize sending that person red heart shaped balloons filled with

God's Love and Joy. Re-member to keep your clown chakra open and

re-member to

laugh - seriousness causes reincarnation.

 

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