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I received this e-article about Clown Chakra and like to share with

everyone. May be you have read this before but it's fun just to

refresh it at beginning of the year. (I wish Bush can read this.)

 

THE CLOWN CHAKRA

 

The Clown scientists have found that all our problems can be placed

under one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of

everything from Cancer to Reincarnation.

 

Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a new

source of healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the

heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called the Clown Chakra.

 

If people are feeling miserable; if they have financial problems; if

their relationship situation is the pits; if they are in ill health;

if they have a need to sue people; if they find fault with their

brother; then obviously their clown chakra is closed.

 

When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered

microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face; and

when the clown chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells

display a happy face.

 

The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his

mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced

out the love that is normally found within each cell of the body.

The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love", or ILL for short. The

scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that

the cells are "out of ease" or "dis-eased".

 

When the clown chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing)

properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger,

resentment, grievances, unhappiness and so on, and converts the

energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart balloons

contain God's Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the "dis-

eased" cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly. When

the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.

 

Sometimes these red heart balloons are called endorphins, due to the

fact that when anyone experiences them the feeling of separation

ends - they experience being back home with the Father and hence are

no longer an orphan. This is the well known "end orphan" (endorphin)

effect.

 

So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend

that you visualize sending that person red heart shaped balloons

filled with God's Love and Joy. Re-member to keep your clown chakra

open and re-member to laugh - seriousness causes reincarnation.

 

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Thanks Olivia,

The Chinese have long ago, figured out the whole system of meridians, and the

ones in our face has some pretty strong connections with the full

range of emotions.

When we smile with our eyes, our kidneys and adrenals relax. This smiling is

literally telling our body system that the "coast is clear".....that

there is no danger. "Ya'll can come out now" To release that "fight or flight"

mentality.

When we smile with our mouth, cheeks included, through the meridians our lungs

and liver get a relaxation response. We release grief, sadness and

bitterness and other toxicity. To fully exhale so that we can take in something

new and be re-inspired.

This release is something our bodies want us to do but our egos are often

resistant to (for all the wrong reasons including OPO, Other People's

Opinion).

Sat Nam,

Dharam

 

"Bring in the Clowns,

there have to be clowns"

 

"oliviawang " wrote:

 

> I received this e-article about Clown Chakra and like to share with

> everyone. May be you have read this before but it's fun just to

> refresh it at beginning of the year. (I wish Bush can read this.)

>

> THE CLOWN CHAKRA

>

> The Clown scientists have found that all our problems can be placed

> under one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of

> everything from Cancer to Reincarnation.

>

> Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a new

> source of healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the

> heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called the Clown Chakra.

>

> If people are feeling miserable; if they have financial problems; if

> their relationship situation is the pits; if they are in ill health;

> if they have a need to sue people; if they find fault with their

> brother; then obviously their clown chakra is closed.

>

> When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered

> microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face; and

> when the clown chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells

> display a happy face.

>

> The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his

> mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced

> out the love that is normally found within each cell of the body.

> The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love", or ILL for short. The

> scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that

> the cells are "out of ease" or "dis-eased".

>

> When the clown chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing)

> properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger,

> resentment, grievances, unhappiness and so on, and converts the

> energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart balloons

> contain God's Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the "dis-

> eased" cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly. When

> the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.

>

> Sometimes these red heart balloons are called endorphins, due to the

> fact that when anyone experiences them the feeling of separation

> ends - they experience being back home with the Father and hence are

> no longer an orphan. This is the well known "end orphan" (endorphin)

> effect.

>

> So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend

> that you visualize sending that person red heart shaped balloons

> filled with God's Love and Joy. Re-member to keep your clown chakra

> open and re-member to laugh - seriousness causes reincarnation.

>

> Author Unknown

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Wow! That's beautiful. And your info retains, I mean, I received a

Juror duty related letter from US district court today, instead of

build a smoking chimney on top of crown charka, I see 5 dozens of

red-heart ballons pop out from my clown chakra: be a juror won't be

that bad. With smiling eyes and face really helps!

Thanks to share the knowledge. You always share the nice thing.

Sat Nam,

- Olivia

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