just a joke!

[Guest guest]

NEW AGE LULLABY

Hush little baby don't you squall

Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball

 

And if you still can't see beyond

Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand

 

And if that wand don't change your fate

Momma's gonna teach you to levitate

 

And if the astral makes you sick,

Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick

 

And if that patchouli smells too rank

She'll buy you a sensory deprivation tank

 

And if that tank don't float your bones

Momma's gonna buy you some precious stones

 

And if those gems don't ease your heart

Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart

 

And if your planets go berserk

Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork

 

And if your aura still needs kneading

Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading

 

And if your destiny still stays hid

Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid

 

And if your chakras still feel stressed

Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest

 

And if power animals don't come to charm ya

Sorry, kid, it's just your karma.