Guest guest Posted October 4, 2001 Report Share Posted October 4, 2001 Dear Divine Sparks! I was cleaning out my office and came across the following: WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt He wrote it Himself. 6. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results. 9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects. 10. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book. 13. Some say He had His son teach the class. 14. He expelled His first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed His tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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