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Jai Sara:

 

Thanks for your kind words. What I wrote just came off the top of my head as

it was very late at night.

 

Let me add some more thoughts to this and make it more complete and I will

post it in the Files section.

 

Here's one trick I devised in dealing with toots, especially around Delhi

(Connaught Place), Mumbai and airports.

 

"Toots" are hustlers that vie on western tourists to get you to buy

something, like a boat trip to Kashmir, exchange money, massages, fortune

tellers, clean the wax out of your ears and every imaginable thing. They know

English and what things cost in the US, Europe and govern their prices

accordingly. They are independent commissioned agents. They know how to

hustle, hassle and hound.

 

They approach you, engage in conversation and begin with their sales pitch.

Usually a crowd forms to watch the "master" do his work on you.

 

After the initial opening, I put on a puzzled look on my face and say, "Nay,

Hindi".

 

Nay means NO and Hindi is, of course, the language spoken in Delhi. So, "Nay,

Hindi" means "no Hindi", meaning I don't speak Hindi.

 

The toot gets a bit puzzled by this but continues on in English. I get a

little more expressive and keep saying "Nay, Hindi, nay Hindi".

 

He doesn't understand. Finally someone in the crowd tells him in English that

I think he is speaking Hindi even thought he is speaking in English.

 

Finally the conclusion is reached. He realizes I am confusing his English for

Hindi. Therefore, I must not understand English! Therefore, he cannot

communicate with me and walks away.

 

The hard part of this is to keep a straight puzzled expression on your face

and keep from laughing. Watching the expressions on their faces gives away

their thoughts. You can see their mental processes as they finally come to

the realization that they are wasting their time with you.

 

It works in many countries in Asia. Just substitute the name of their local

language for "Hindi". Around Kerala, it is Malayalam.

 

And don't dare laugh until you are safely away.

 

Aum Amriteswarayai Namaha!

 

Kandar (Peter White)

 

 

 

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Very interesting to know of the struggles an alien goes through

while he is touring India... obviously, you have done an advanced

course in survival tactics in this arena!

 

By the way, I think the term should be "touts", not "toots". And to

be more precise, they don't hustle just the western tourists; they

hustle the Indians too! and some actually get conned! How naive can

humans get. :).

 

Jai Ma!

 

Ammachi, pwhite0130@a... wrote:

> Jai Sara:

>

> Thanks for your kind words. What I wrote just came off the top of

my head as

> it was very late at night.

>

> Let me add some more thoughts to this and make it more complete

and I will

> post it in the Files section.

>

> Here's one trick I devised in dealing with toots, especially

around Delhi

> (Connaught Place), Mumbai and airports.

>

> "Toots" are hustlers that vie on western tourists to get you to

buy

> something, like a boat trip to Kashmir, exchange money, massages,

fortune

> tellers, clean the wax out of your ears and every imaginable

thing. They know

> English and what things cost in the US, Europe and govern their

prices

> accordingly. They are independent commissioned agents. They know

how to

> hustle, hassle and hound.

>

> They approach you, engage in conversation and begin with their

sales pitch.

> Usually a crowd forms to watch the "master" do his work on you.

>

> After the initial opening, I put on a puzzled look on my face and

say, "Nay,

> Hindi".

>

> Nay means NO and Hindi is, of course, the language spoken in

Delhi. So, "Nay,

> Hindi" means "no Hindi", meaning I don't speak Hindi.

>

> The toot gets a bit puzzled by this but continues on in English. I

get a

> little more expressive and keep saying "Nay, Hindi, nay Hindi".

>

> He doesn't understand. Finally someone in the crowd tells him in

English that

> I think he is speaking Hindi even thought he is speaking in

English.

>

> Finally the conclusion is reached. He realizes I am confusing his

English for

> Hindi. Therefore, I must not understand English! Therefore, he

cannot

> communicate with me and walks away.

>

> The hard part of this is to keep a straight puzzled expression on

your face

> and keep from laughing. Watching the expressions on their faces

gives away

> their thoughts. You can see their mental processes as they finally

come to

> the realization that they are wasting their time with you.

>

> It works in many countries in Asia. Just substitute the name of

their local

> language for "Hindi". Around Kerala, it is Malayalam.

>

> And don't dare laugh until you are safely away.

>

> Aum Amriteswarayai Namaha!

>

> Kandar (Peter White)

>

>

>

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> I think the term should be "touts", not "toots".

 

Touts, that's it!

 

I had a few other choice words left over from my pre-Spiritual days but that

is another story <grin>

 

Aum Amriteswarayai Namaha!

 

Kandar (Peter White)

 

 

 

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