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> Here's one trick I devised in dealing with toots,

> especially around Delhi

> (Connaught Place), Mumbai and airports.

>

> "Toots" are hustlers that vie on western tourists to

> get you to buy

> something, like a boat trip to Kashmir, exchange

> money, massages, fortune

> tellers, clean the wax out of your ears and every

> imaginable thing. They know

> English and what things cost in the US, Europe and

> govern their prices

> accordingly. They are independent commissioned

> agents. They know how to

> hustle, hassle and hound.

>

 

I think the best way to deal with touts is a "namaste"

followed by a blast of pepper spray or a right cross

to the jaw. Those Om Namah Shivaya metal bracelets

can make good brass knuckles in a pinch. So much for

ahimsa :) While I didn't resort to this, I partially

succeeded in fending off touts by pretending not to

know English ("Ich kann nicht Englisch sprechen" - and

hopefully the tout didn't know German), or by

responding to them in my albeit limited Hindi.

 

While the touts were particularly nasty in Delhi and

Agra (arguably the worst place in India for fleecing

westeners and even Indians visiting the Taj), I didn't

run into any touts in Bombay. Probably because Bombay

is too sophisticated and cosmopolitan for this kind of

thing, the hotels are smart enough not to deal with

touts, or because westerners are such a common sight

that they don't get glommed on.

 

 

 

Keval

 

 

 

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"Bombay is too sophisticated"? Ah, well... I recently saw the

award-winning movie, "Salaam Bombay." It portrays the experiences of a

pre-teen boy, Krishna, who sells <chai> in the streets of late twentieth

century Bombay, and falls under the influence of a petty crime boss,

"Babaji," who sells assorted drugs (usually mixed with rat poison) to

tourists, pimps for several prostitutes, shakes down various merchants,

and is a general nasty character. His criminal activities are mostly

performed for him by children and teenagers.

 

It reminded me of a modern-day, Indian version of Fagin in Dickens'

"Oliver Twist." Beautifully filmed, sensitive portrayals of characters

-- but depressing.

 

--- Len/ Kalipadma

 

On Fri, 25 Apr 2003 06:55:09 -0700 (PDT) Mike Brooker

<patria1818 writes:

>

> I think the best way to deal with touts is a "namaste"

> followed by a blast of pepper spray or a right cross

> to the jaw. Those Om Namah Shivaya metal bracelets

> can make good brass knuckles in a pinch. So much for

> ahimsa :) While I didn't resort to this, I partially

> succeeded in fending off touts by pretending not to

> know English ("Ich kann nicht Englisch sprechen" - and

> hopefully the tout didn't know German), or by

> responding to them in my albeit limited Hindi.

>

> While the touts were particularly nasty in Delhi and

> Agra (arguably the worst place in India for fleecing

> westeners and even Indians visiting the Taj), I didn't

> run into any touts in Bombay. Probably because Bombay

> is too sophisticated and cosmopolitan for this kind of

> thing, the hotels are smart enough not to deal with

> touts, or because westerners are such a common sight

> that they don't get glommed on.

>

 

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Ah, well... I

> recently saw the

> award-winning movie, "Salaam Bombay." It portrays

> the experiences of a

> pre-teen boy, Krishna, who sells <chai> in the

> streets of late twentieth

> century Bombay, and falls under the influence of a

> petty crime boss,

> "Babaji," who sells assorted drugs (usually mixed

> with rat poison) to

> tourists, pimps for several prostitutes, shakes down

> various merchants,

> and is a general nasty character. His criminal

> activities are mostly

> performed for him by children and teenagers.

>

 

A taxi driver in Bombay wanted to take me to one of

the brothels in Bombay's notorious red light district,

but I told him "mere ke pas nirodha nahin hai" (I

don't have any condoms on me). You won't find that in

your Lonely Planet Hindi phrase book :)

 

 

Keval

 

 

 

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--- Mike Brooker <patria1818 wrote:

>

> Ah, well... I

> > recently saw the

> > award-winning movie, "Salaam Bombay." It portrays

> > the experiences of a

> > pre-teen boy, Krishna, who sells <chai> in the

> > streets of late twentieth

> > century Bombay, and falls under the influence of a

> > petty crime boss,

> > "Babaji," who sells assorted drugs (usually mixed

> > with rat poison) to

> > tourists, pimps for several prostitutes, shakes

> down

> > various merchants,

> > and is a general nasty character. His criminal

> > activities are mostly

> > performed for him by children and teenagers.

> >

>

> A taxi driver in Bombay wanted to take me to one of

> the brothels in Bombay's notorious red light

> district,

> but I told him "mere ke pas nirodha nahin hai" (I

> don't have any condoms on me). You won't find that

> in

> your Lonely Planet Hindi phrase book :)

>

>

> Keval

>

>

Although I am Indian, I was mugged by a cab driver in

Bombay. When I sat in the car he showed knife and

ripped 1000 rupees from me. That was really bad

experience I had.

 

 

regards

avinash.

 

 

 

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