Guest guest Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 *snort, giggle, keels over* XD That was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Vice President Seeking Holy Hugs WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney says he is seeking help from an Indian holy woman, Mata Amritanandamayi, who heals with hugs. "I am asking Amma to help make me a better hunter, to improve my shooting skills", Cheney said, adding that he will meet Amma during her visit to Washington this summer. "I will even bring my hunting buddy from Texas to get Amma's hugs. He's out of the hospital now though his face still looks like a dog's breakfast", Cheney said. "I have also heard that they can perform wonderful state-of-the-art heart surgery at Amma's AIMS hospital," Cheney said. "I may need to have the stent replaced". Cheney is also seeking a contract for the Halliburton firm to build homes in Kerala for tsunami survivors. In Canada, Prime Minister Stephen Harper also announced plans to meet with Amma and receive her hugs when she visits Toronto in July. Harper said that in honor of Amma's visit, the government of Canada will make Malayalam Canada's third official language. "It took me years to learn French, but now all Canadians could learn to say a few words in Amma's native language, such as 'ñaan amma snehikkunnu' (I love you, Amma). The previous Liberal government of Paul Martin would never take such a step", Harper said. If you've read this far, and you still believe it, go check today's date on the calendar! Keval Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Thanks for the laugh! You know, it had me at the first paragraph..(it could be true, you never know ) but then it was the next line about being a better hunter that gave it away. Nice one! Namah Shivaya, Angela. Ammachi, Mike Brooker <patria1818 wrote: > > Vice President Seeking Holy Hugs > > WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney says he is > seeking help from an Indian holy woman, Mata > Amritanandamayi, who heals with hugs. > > "I am asking Amma to help make me a better hunter, to > improve my shooting skills", Cheney said, adding that > he will meet Amma during her visit to Washington this > summer. "I will even bring my hunting buddy from > Texas to get Amma's hugs. He's out of the hospital > now though his face still looks like a dog's > breakfast", Cheney said. > > "I have also heard that they can perform wonderful > state-of-the-art heart surgery at Amma's AIMS > hospital," Cheney said. "I may need to have the stent > replaced". > > Cheney is also seeking a contract for the Halliburton > firm to build homes in Kerala for tsunami survivors. > > In Canada, Prime Minister Stephen Harper also > announced plans to meet with Amma and receive her hugs > when she visits Toronto in July. > > Harper said that in honor of Amma's visit, the > government of Canada will make Malayalam Canada's > third official language. > > "It took me years to learn French, but now all > Canadians could learn to say a few words in Amma's > native language, such as 'ñaan amma snehikkunnu' (I > love you, Amma). The previous Liberal government of > Paul Martin would never take such a step", Harper > said. > > > If you've read this far, and you still believe it, go > check today's date on the calendar! > > Keval > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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