xdementorsxkiss Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Ganesh for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray. “Oh Ganesh, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.” Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bholaji goes back to the temple. "Ganesh please let me win the lotto. I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.”Lotto night comes and Bholaji still has no luck. Back to the temple he goes. "My Ganesh, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order?" Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Bholaji is confronted by the voice of God: "Bholaji, buy a lottery ticket first." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xdementorsxkiss Posted April 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Confucius say, "When you are angry at neighbor, walk a mile in his shoes. Then you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuvo Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Ganesh for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray. “Oh Ganesh, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.” Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bholaji goes back to the temple. "Ganesh please let me win the lotto. I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.”Lotto night comes and Bholaji still has no luck. Back to the temple he goes. "My Ganesh, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order?" Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Bholaji is confronted by the voice of God: "Bholaji, buy a lottery ticket first." Nice!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs.moore Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 this joke breaks one of the four regulative principles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xdementorsxkiss Posted January 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 this joke breaks one of the four regulative principles. Perhaps you would be kind enough to elaborate on this. What are the regulative principles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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