This atheist made my day!

[Guest guest]

Maybe I have a twisted kind of humor, but I couldn't help laughing at this

atheist who commented upon my text "Atheists are thieves".

 

"All right, I admit it.

 

You got us.  That's the whole truth behind us.  It isn't that we atheists

think there aren't any gods.  Of course we do.  It's that we're stealing the

property of Krishna in order to do what we like.  Your recitation of the

scripture of a religion most of us don't adhere to, in languages most of us

don't know has torn away the cover and shown the truth at last.

 

Yep, it's all about stealing Krishna's stuff.  I mean, he's got so much

stuff, after all.  And he doesn't seem to be using most of it, does he? 

What's a few little things to somebody who owns everything in the universe,

anyway?  Don't we get any for ourselves?  I mean, he's almost certainly

insured, so nobody really loses.  I mean, everybody does it.  It's obviously

expected that we pick up a little on the side, or Krishna wouldn't pay us so

little.

 

And envious?  Don't even go there.  We all sit up nights, our fists twisting

into our guts, thinking about ways we can get even with the undeserving

Owner of The Universe.  Man, we just hate that guy so much cause he owns

everything and we own nothing at all.  It's not fair and we're going to get

back at him no matter what--see if we don't. Oh, he'll be sorry, all right,

when we're stolen his stuff. And we're going to keep doing it, too.  So

there.

 

We'll get him and his little dog, too.

 

So, happy now?  You were right all along.  What happens now?"

 

In other words: Forget about any kind of rational discourse with this guy!

 

Ys, AKD