Lighten Your Load

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For those of you with a job, here's a little something to lighten your load ...

 

Lesson Number Three

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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the

whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain

about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do

all the work and earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and

the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at

the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on

strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands

clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the

brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should

be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other

parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

 

Management Lesson:

You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

 

If you have any questions please mail to

Mr. Y.GOD

Email ID: yes_donotforget_that_i_made_thisworld_and_the_evolution