Guest guest Posted November 14, 2002 Report Share Posted November 14, 2002 A good pun is its own reword. Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons? A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Banning the bra was a big flop. Sea captains don't like crew cuts. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. Without geometry, life is pointless. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 14, 2002 Report Share Posted November 14, 2002 Thanks Das -- made my day. ---------- > Das Goravani <> > gjlist > [GJ] Punishment and Reword > Thursday, November 14, 2002 1:08 PM > > > > A good pun is its own reword. > Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. > A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. > A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. > My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time. > Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. > Practice safe eating - always use condiments. > I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way. > A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. > Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. > I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. I used to be a > lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. > If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes > from morons? > A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. > Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. > A hangover is the wrath of grapes. > Corduroy pillows are making headlines. > Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? > Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. > Banning the bra was a big flop. > Sea captains don't like crew cuts. > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? > A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. > Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. > A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. > Without geometry, life is pointless. > When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. > Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. > When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. > > > > > Om Namo Bhagavate Vasudevaya; Hare Krishna; Om Tat Sat > : gjlist- > > > > Your use of is subject to > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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