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Guest guest Posted November 18, 2002 Report Share Posted November 18, 2002 If a cat is over, what is the remedy? 1. If it's turned over, the remedy is to tickle it's belly, let it bite you a whole bunch, play with it, and then it will run away the right side up, all by itself. 2. If the cat's life is over, the remedy is to burry the body. 3. If a cat comes over to your house, and you like it, the remedy is to feed it. But if it comes over and you don't like it, run towards it hissing really loudly, and throwing water on it, and it will leave. 4. If eating a cat, and it's over cooked, the remedy is to decide whether it's too over cooked or not, and then either toss the burnt meat out, or, eat it anyway. 5. If a cat comes over, and this is a superstitious omen of ill fortune to you, then you are a very advanced being, and the remedy is to ignore the omen completely, knowing that, if this is your level of concern of worry, these are your problems, then indeed, you are extremely fortunate, and shouldn't worry at all. 6. If you have a friend who is a cat, and this bothers you, and they always come over, then stop associating with them, as a 5 to 6 ft tall human cat is a very dangerous being, and will do nothing but scratch your life to a painful place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 18, 2002 Report Share Posted November 18, 2002 hahahahaha ) this was hilarious! cheers! Maddalena - "Das Goravani" <> <gjlist> Monday, November 18, 2002 1:39 PM Re: [GJ] If a cat is over > > If a cat is over, what is the remedy? > > > 1. If it's turned over, the remedy is to tickle it's belly, let it bite you > a whole bunch, play with it, and then it will run away the right side up, > all by itself. > > 2. If the cat's life is over, the remedy is to burry the body. > > 3. If a cat comes over to your house, and you like it, the remedy is to feed > it. But if it comes over and you don't like it, run towards it hissing > really loudly, and throwing water on it, and it will leave. > > 4. If eating a cat, and it's over cooked, the remedy is to decide whether > it's too over cooked or not, and then either toss the burnt meat out, or, > eat it anyway. > > 5. If a cat comes over, and this is a superstitious omen of ill fortune to > you, then you are a very advanced being, and the remedy is to ignore the > omen completely, knowing that, if this is your level of concern of worry, > these are your problems, then indeed, you are extremely fortunate, and > shouldn't worry at all. > > 6. If you have a friend who is a cat, and this bothers you, and they always > come over, then stop associating with them, as a 5 to 6 ft tall human cat is > a very dangerous being, and will do nothing but scratch your life to a > painful place. > Om Namo Bhagavate Vasudevaya; Hare Krishna; Om Tat Sat > : gjlist- > > > > Your use of is subject to > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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