Guest guest Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 How To Date An Aries Female ( March 21-April 20 - Aries ) If you are dating an Aries female, take her out to the shooting range.Bring an extra gun for her to shoot with you. She is capable of shooting at you, if you rile her anger.) Wear tight jeans,a redshirt and look manly. Pick her up on your Harley Davidson, but remind her you have a private race car collection.Be Macho! Do not talk about old girlfriends! Aries females must be the only “one”.Cooking isn’t her goal in life, but adventure will get her attention! Don’t be a pushover, she’ll lose interest, and look for another challenge.Tell her she is really cool, and the most fun and exciting woman you were ever with. (This will probably not be a lie.) She values honesty, don’t fabricate! Be careful though, if this Aries female really likes you, she’ll chase you until she can propose to you.Aries females means business and are not recommended for timid men! Back to Top How To Date An Aries Male ( March 21-April 20 - Aries ) If you are dating an Aries male, allow him to decide where to go and what to do. Let him know that you have never dated a man with such confidence and brains. You can be the dumb blonde with this guy, he’ll save you. If you are out with him and you flirt with someone else,be prepared to call a cab to get home. Aries males do like skin and cleavage, therefore, you could win him back. It will not work a second time. He can argue with you, and when you think you have won, he will still do it his way. He wants to chase you, so let him do the calling and guesswork. Don’t tell him you love him, until he proposes.To Catch this hot-blooded Aries man, give the Ram his head and follow his lead. Everyday is an adventure to an Aries male, marriage is also.Restup! Back to Top How to Date A Taurus Female ( April 21-May 21 - Taurus ) If you are dating a Taurus female, take her to an expensive steak house, rub on your soft musk, wear your corporate suit, and arrive in our four-door sedan. If it is paid for, you may drop that subtlety in your conversation during dinner. Taurus females prefer tender hugs and quiet candlelight dinners at home, prepared by you. She’ll return the love by cooking for you at her home.When mentioning the house you would like to build,make sure you tell her about the large wooded lot with room for kids and dogs. If you are serious about her, let her know that it wouldn’t becomplete without a woman’s touch. She will interpret your comment and hint about a cute little 20 carat diamond she spotted at the mall. Taurus females are warm and loving! (Unless you make her mad or jealous.Don’t tell her you spent your rent money to buy drugs.) Taurus Females are security minded, and will stick by you! Back to Top How to Date A Taurus Male ( April 21-May 21 - Taurus ) If you are dating a Taurus male, be prepared to watch lots of movies at his home. His dog will eventually accept the two of you being together.A real treat will be when he takes you out to dinner to a four star restaurant. Taurus males will think you look great in forest green,however, they like nudity above all.Taurus males have the cuddly teddy bear approach to love. He will certainly have his arm around you,during the movies. If you want to win his heart, get him a cold beer without him asking you. He will of course, apologize for his messy home.He would know he had your love, if you surprised him by cleaning it up, and making the chili when he entertains his friends for Monday night football. He likes to take his own sweet time, so don’t push him. He is the marrying kind. Visualize Mr. Taurus, watching television from his recliner,dog at his feet, a child under under each arm, complete with TV guide and beer can pyramid. Back to Top How To Date A Gemini Female ( May 22-June 21 - Gemini ) If you are dating a Gemini female, arrive on your mountain bike built for two. Ask her if she would like to ride over to the bar,and shoot a game of pool, because a lot of your buddies hang out there and they are fun! If that doesn’t work, then suggest skating, a coffee house, or hanging out at the bookstore. Wear casual clothes and be prepared to talk a lot.Talk about the fascinating people you know, the intellectual types preferably. Tell her about the book you are going to write. Have some original thoughts and be inventive. Creativity ranks high on your Gemini females list. You’ll never know what she is thinking. She is full of surprises. You can take her to the neighborhood dive bar, or to the Governor’s Ball. She won’t embarrass you. You can find out what she really thinks of you by locating her journal, where all her secrets are kept.Gemini females are not tidy, so it should be lying around in plain sight. There’s lots of time before an engagement ring is necessary. Gemini females have to fall in love with your brain first! Back to Top How To Date A Gemini Male (May 22-June 21 - Gemini) If you are dating a Gemini male, you can expect him to stand you up on your first date, but if you are lucky, he will call, say he is running late, and that the plans for the date have changed.Bring an overnight bag, he can get carried away and forget that you need to go home. He will have the cutest twinkling eyes, and you will forgive him. He will slightly ignore you in public, as he always knows everyone,wherever he takes you, and speaks to each one. Somehow, you can’t picture him in a tuxedo, going down the aisle. Gemini males won’t call you everyday. Gemini men are witty, fun, and can play, play, and play! These men thrive in occupations where they can meet the public, and talk.Gemini males are great as disc jockeys. If you want to catch this guy, don’t lean on him, don’t get pregnant, or talk marriage. Be a challenge, do your own thing and let your Gemini male chase you. It’s ok to date others. Back to Top How To Date A Cancer Female ( June 22-July 22 - Cancer ) If you are dating a Cancer female, dine out for pizza, and afterwards take her to Baskin Robbins. Be sure to call her mother and check on the kids. She’ll think you are really a nice guy. Dress casual, and drive a suburban, or mini-van. It’s ok, if you got the kids from your last divorce, that won’t stop her from dating you. Offer to barbecue at her house and compliment her cooking.(That way you get to come back for more.) Bring the family with you,Cancer females can take it. Cancer females are very sensitive about everything near and dear to them. Never say bad things about her family members—ever! They do possess humor. Pay attention to all her handmade quilts and home crafts. Cancer women are great homemakers. Let her know you like women with a “little meat” on their bones. (They taste everything they cook (yummy!) play games with Cancer women. Back to Top How To Date A Cancer Male ( June 22-July 22 - Cancer ) If you are dating a Cancer male, be prepared to go to swap meets,and garage sales. Of course, he will take you out to eat,at least on your first date.He is pretty thrifty, so be sure you have a little stash of tip money in your purse. Of course, if you want to pay for your own,that would be fine. Just be yourself around him. Looks aren’t that important to Cancer males, but do know some fabulous recipes! Talk about your love of children. Display an interest in his hobbies. Don’t go into his garage, it will take the rest of the century to go through all of his bargains and collectables. Your Cancer man will be dating just you, and possibly his ex-wife.He is extremely stable, and loves to eat. If you think you need to diet, he won’t. He loves chesty women! You will receive flowers from him,out of his garden, naturally. He will remember all the holidays and treat you well. Tell him all your funny stories, he likes to laugh. It’s ok, to say you are pro marriage and to openly discuss it. He’s there for you. He knows how to treat women, afterall, his best friend is his mother. When you marry a Cancer man, you get them both! Back to Top How to Date a Leo Female ( July 23-August 22 - Leo ) If you are dating a Leo female, take her to the movies, a concert,abroadway show, a plush restaurant. Getting the picture? She wants tobe seen out with you. If men notice her, she will love that.If you don’t act a little jealous, she will try harder to make you so.She thinks jealousy is a compliment. Bring her flowers, wear your gold chains, and wear something that shows off those muscles you worked so hard to get. That will excite her. Don’t forget to splash on your Giorgio cologne. Tell her how much you love redheads, and ask her if all that gorgeous hair is hers? (If she isn’t a redhead, then switch to blondes,or dark hair, but don’t forget this.) Compliment her constantly,and drive something sporty to show her off. A convertible would be nice.Leo gals will get you noticed! When she disappears on your dates,she is merely primping in the ladies room. Be willing to fight for your Leo female, but don’t take any crap from her. She can start fights over nothing. Be prepared.You had better love her cats too! She doesn’t care if you are well reaD or educated, but do be suave, polished and act like you know what you are doing. She will marry you, but be prepared to take care of her sexually, financially, and emotionally. Leo females are a handful,and remember, she can always get another man, so treat her right. Back to Top How to Date a Leo Male ( July 23-August 22 - Leo ) If you are dating a Leo male, he will take you to the best places for dinner, shows, etc. He will lavish money on you, even if he does not have it to spend. You can expect him to put the studley moves on you ASAP, not to worry. Usually it is a game, to see if you are really interested. He will impress you with his peacock strut, and the way he puffs out his chest. If he can convince you that he is a great guy,then he will be,otherwise, you will be pounced on by his cat like nature. His favorite past-time is being waited on, breakfast in bed, candlelight, movies, concerts, roses and your basic everyday adoration.He is capable of a variety of occupations, but he likes to be the boss the most. This includes home.Leo men can have temper tantrums, if things don’t go their way. It’s ok, if you want to toss a few things back his way, when he starts to roar. Stand up to him. Be able to turn his roar into a purr.Always look good around him. Don’t admit you color your hair. Do sleep with your makeup on,and dress sexy and feminine. He won’t marry you otherwise. Leo males love the chase, so let him! (Leo males will already have told you about all of his other women.) Back to Top How To Date A Virgo Female ( August 23-September 23 - Virgo ) If you are dating a Virgo female, be on time when you arrive in your Mercedes to take her out for health food. Borrow the car if you have to. Do not pick her up in your unwashed car, with the baby car carrier. She isn’t interested in ready made families. Wear the latest in fashion, and above all, have a manicure. Virgo females notice everything! Have a degree, be a professional, know everyone who is anyone. Exude confidence. Stay away from the bar where you were 86’d ! Do not have other girlfriends. Virgo females are shy and sometimes aloof. That does not mean they don’t like you. It takes several dates for them to decide if they want you.They are neat freaks, and don’t want to pick up after you. Be toilet trained! If you tell her you are going to do something at 6pm, then do it. Virgo females can drop you for little things like that. Don’t quit trying, if you care about her. They only love a handful of men, and you won’t have any competition. Just be real!Quality is important to female Virgos. Virgo females are usually career minded, but they will marry. Back to Top How To Date A Virgo Male ( August 23-September 23 - Virgo ) If you are dating a Virgo male, go slowly. They hate to make mistakes. He will take you out to nice clean respectable establishments, and go to the movies with you. He does not go out dancing or rabble rousing with he guys. He is a solitary person, whose social group is small. Virgo males are inclined to computers, and the geeky stuff. However, he could balance your checkbook for you. Do not dress like a slut. Be chic! Have no children from previous marriages. Don’t be too talkative. He shys away from party animals. He wants to date someone with a purpose in life. Be interesting, and invite him to your workplace. He can visualize his name hyphenated after yours on the nameplate on your desk.Virgo men can be workaholics, that way they can avoid “nooners”.Virgo males are not usually sexually promiscuous. Sex won’t happen until you push for it, but be sure to have your STD test results handy. He will marry you in time, lots of time, be patient. Your Virgo male won’t divorce you, once in love, it’s for keeps! Back to Top How to Date A Libra Female (September 24-October 23 - Libra ) If you are dating a Libra female, take her to a wine tasting, the theatre, your Cousin’s wedding, anyplace sociable. She likes elegance and beauty. Dress in your Sunday best. Bring her flowers,cards and special little feminine gifts. She’ll be thoughtful too.Although Libra women are the ultimate in fashion and femininity, they are big flirts. However, underneath it all, they really want to be married to one darling man, who will romance them eternally. Flirt back with her, she loves little games. You can fall in love anytime you want to with her. Your car isn’t as important, as how you treat her.Gently please,no conflict! Your Libra female probably won’t have children,but she will have her fluffy lap dog, everywhere you go. She isn’t the type to cheat on you, unless you forget about romance. Your occupation isn’t that important. Be sure to earn enough money to support her frequent shopping trips to the mall. She loves to decorate, so step back at home.You can do the outside domestic duties. You get to wash the car and mow the lawn.When you propose to her, present her with your poetic love vows,and promise to hire a maid for her. Libra females love to be married! Back to Top How To Date A Libra Male ( September 24-October 23 - Libra ) If you are dating a Libra male, your first date will be in a romantic restaurant, highlighted with a wonderful wine list. During dinner just smile and be sweet. Libra men don’t like vulgarity in any form.Dress tastefully, and do use your flower scented perfume. He loves women who dress up, wear jewellery, use makeup, and are happy being feminine.He is fascinated with fantasy, including sexual fantasy. Don’t discuss your recent love life, or ex-husbands. He could care unless about your children, or desire to have them. Don’t be umentative.Libra males hate conflict. You can discuss your latest painting, the last book you read,or what your plans are for interior decorating.Libra males love cozy fires, and sensuous females near it. Foreplay is a big high for Libra males. He is not a wimp, by any means,although, he loves to please! Yes, he would be your sex slave, provided you tease him a lot. At work, he is a fair boss, but at home he loves to be used! Libra males will stay in a bad marriage. Flirting gets them into trouble.Marriage is part of his ultimate plan, just make certain he is single, when you decide to date your Libra male. Back to Top How To Date A Scorpio Female ( October 24-November 22 - Scorpio ) If you are dating a Scorpio female, be careful! Show up wearing black clothes that fit you well. Arrive in your black car with the dark tinted windows. She likes the dark places, so take her to the bars, a casino would be fab! Don’t tell her about the drugs you are on,she won’t tell you about hers either. There needs to be caution exercised here, because Scorpios are one of two extremes. One the saint, the other the sinner.The firs t type of Scorpio is very religious, and does not smoke, drink, or do drugs. If you are on a blind date, you will know which version you are dating. Neither type is hung up on what you wear, but more how you wear it. Have sex appeal. Be interested in occult matters, be deep. She won’t offer you much information about herself, you will have to guess. Scorpio females will pry your whole life story out of you.To keep her interested, be hard to get. You won’t know if you are pleasing her, or where you stand. A fatal mistake is to anger a Scorpio female.Scorpio women will get you! She has a passionate nature and can have more than one love interest. They are not usually domestic,nor want to be involved with parenthood. She will put all of her intense energy into either partying or getting to the top. Female Scorpios are “all or nothing”,even when it comes to marriage. Back to Top How To Date A Scorpio Male ( octr 24-November23 -Scorpio ) If you are dating a Scorpio male, make sure you love secrets! He loves for you to be sexy, and downright sleazy works for him too.He can make love to you, and not be in love with you. His passion can fool women, don’t mistake it for love. Oftentimes, they are most in love when they can’t possess or own you. Jealousy is a big issue with him. He stays jealous. He does not care what you do for an occupation,nor your financial status. Scorpio males want to control you to conform to their ideas of living. So, if you aren’t strong in your own identity,then you will lose him. Scorpio males like the challenge of ownership.They love you most when they can’t have complete control over you. Only the fearless need apply here. One type of Scorpio will marry you and stay put and dominate the household. Whereas, the other type will just disappear on you without warning or reason. Be true to yourself with Scorpio males, and let your personality stay on top! Back to Top How To Date A Sagittarius Female ( November 23-December 21 - Sagittarius ) If you are dating a Sagittarius Female, be ready willing and able to go anywhere. She loves sports and to travel. A perfect date would be an overnight excursion to Mount Olympus, and skiing down the slopes for breakfast. Pick her up in your jeep, or pickup truck,she won’tmind your dog either. Dress casual, and be able to tell her about an Indian Shaman you know, who invited you to a tribal ceremony. She’ll want to go with you. Don’t do the same things twice in a row. She won’t care who you are dating, because she has plenty of men friends. Sagittarius women can be ready for a date on a moments notice. She’ll be great at men’s activities, like softball, and eating the worm from a Tequila bottle. She will have been everywhere, but darn, Sagittarius females are fun to be around. You can win her heart with variety in your lovemaking.She isn’t the type to spend time in the kitchen or babysitting.Show her you want to be a companion in all of her zany schemes. When she falls for you, she will ask you to do things with her. Marriage is not on her mind,but she would marry you, if she felt you were compatible enough. Sagittarius women love their freedom! Back to Top How To Date A Sagittarius Male ( November 23-December 21 - Sagittarius) If you are dating a Sagittarius male, expect anything and everything.He is not very reliable about schedules, dates, or you. Not in the beginning anyway. He likes talkative women and female jocks. He wants a buddy to join him in his pursuits. Most Sagittarius males are employed in sales/traveling jobs. They can have a gal in every port.Let him tell you he is serious about you first. Sagittarius males only get married when they have to, and then they can’t seem to stay married.They love the thrill and adventure of chasing a woman,similar to their love of hunting, fishing, and sports. You rank in there somewhere. You can get used to being a hunting widow, sports widow, etc., with Sagittarius male! You should love the same things he does.Sagittarius men can be very funny and interesting. He will go to restaurants, but throw out his suit and tie. Sagittarius males like their comfort and the wide open spaces and places, and freedom with their women.Make no mistake about it, he does love women, all of them. When your Sagittarian’s heart goes out to you, he won’t know what to do about it, because he didn’t expect to fall in love. If you live with him, he won’t find time to go down the aisle. Sagittarius men dread the thought of a tuxedo, and the stares from wedding guests. You ‘ll have to drag your Sagittarius male to the altar! Back to Top How To Date A Capricorn Female ( December 22-January 20 - Capricorn ) If you are dating a Capricorn female, take her to dinner at the best restaurant in town, arrive in a limousine with flowers. Dress in your designer clothes, and be impeccable. Pinstripes and subtle scents arouse her. Be successful at whatever you are undertaking. Let her know about it. It’s ok, to tell her you made two million last year.Don’t be cheap. Tell her you have been saving yourself for the right woman, and that you have been working your buns off , to build your empire.Tell her you need someone to share this big business burden with, and that your thoughts are about expanding your business. Hint that a woman, would be perfect as a manager in your new expansion. She will be so intrigued, that she will offer you sound business suggestions. She is SMART! Capricorn females won’t compete with you, they’ll help climb the ladder. Don’t forget about her. She loves expensive presents with thought behind them. Her little “black book” is filled with business appointments, not telephone numbers. Capricorn women are almost always successful in whatever they undertake. They don’t take enough time to eat, so take her to lunch, dinner and your next corporate meeting. Business thrills them. She may seem cold emotionally,but don’t be fooled. She has those sexual infernos, looking for a release!She does not trust men entirely, so don’t give her the bums rush, or you will be part of the homeless. She would be a great wife to a success oriented man. She can entertain your clients, and friends.Capricorn females, can be boss in marriage too. Be prepared to be hen-pecked, if you are thinking marriage! Back to Top How To Date A Capricorn Male ( December 22-January 20 - Capricorn ) If you are dating a Capricorn male, plan on doing most of the talking.He will take you to places with class and ambience. He will pick you up in his black, luxury car. You will be treated like a lady.Therefore, you should let him open the doors, etc. Dress in style, but be sure you show some cleavage. Still waters run deep with Capricorn males.Your first dates will seem like business meetings, but eventually you will get to know him. He is insecure about his emotions and likes to keep them under control. Of course, he won’t make this obvious. Compliment him on his achievements and he will open up to you. He would be strict as a parent, and holds very traditional beliefs about relationships. Don’t be an airhead or aimless. He appreciates a hard working woman, whom he can consider an equal. He does not know how to play, so you will have to lighten him up with your humorous antics and fun loving side. Once your Capricorn man commits, he will not leave you.Divorce is a nasty word in his vocabulary. Capricorn males make good husbands and bread winners.They are extravagant with gifts to those whom they love. Marriage will have to be his idea, not yours! Back to Top How To Date An Aquarius Female ( January 21-February 19 - Aquarius ) If you are dating an Aquarius female, arrive in your restored classic.Wear a funky hat and clothes that shouldn’t go together,but somehow do. Take her to an out of the way coffee house, featuring jazz.Feel free to discuss anything and everything. She is an intelligent listener,and will have some bizarre insight of her own. You’ll never truly understand her, so bring a tape recorder for instant replay to sort it out later. Aquarius women are unusual, not necessarily hippies, but aware of the entire globe. She won’t be ready to jump in the sack on the first date, she has to get to know you. Be fascinating, tell her that you are going to Spain to run with the bulls. Explain your philosophy on combining chemicals to combat radiation. Tell her about your thesis which was published in the “International Who Dunnit Magazine”. Don’t tell her you are in love with her too soon. You will know when she has taken a strong liking to you. That is when your Aquarius female will invite you to her abode.Then you will see the real Aquarius female. There will be many unusual pictures, and books. There is a story connected to all of her belongings.When your Aquarius female commits to you, she will not necessarily be ready for marriage. That is just her way of saying she likes you. You must have likminds, or there will be no future Mrs.Anybody! Back to Top How To Date An Aquarius Male ( January 21-February 19 - Aquarius ) If you are dating an Aquarius male, consider yourself lucky to even get the first date. Aquarius males don’t date much.They would rather be an observer, hanging out on the scene. He would prefer to go to your house and have long talks into the night, and possibly just stay over. He may tell you that he just video taped an erotica video featuring wild animals at the zoo with some vacationing starlets.He may stay at your house, never cook or clean, but just be there, when you come home from work. Then one day, without warning, he will be gone. If he is employed, he can be quite selfish with his money. He likes his freedom, in every way. Eventually he will call you,.....expect >the unexpected with Aquarius. When Aquarius males fall in love, it is usually with someone who is intellectual, self-sufficient, and childless. Have a deep purpose or goal in life and he will be attracted to your dreams.Aquarius males will marry, but they usually marry the wrong person the first time, and shy away from second marriages. They love their mental freedom. Nagging won’t change them. He won’t care what race you are,how much you weigh, etc.Mind altering drugs can ruin an Aquarian male for marriage completely. If he is more holistic, then he is searching for a soul mate. Love yourself and your Aquarius male will too! Back to Top How To Date A Pisces Female ( February 20-March 20 - Pisces ) If you are dating a Pisces female, take her to a psychic far, art gallery, or out for cocktails. Don’t take her to the animal shelter, or you will have a new pet. You can wear anything you like, and you get to make all the decisions. She prefers men with a passion about something, just believe in it. Music is one of her favorites and dancing is definitely a must. If you can’t dance, take lessons. pisces females don’t care if you are good looking, just have a heart. A sense of humor is an asset, she has one too. She has no confidence in herself, so support her in her dreams. She falls in love easily. Don’t promise her a rose garden, if you don’t mean it. When you go to the movies, take tissues.It does not matter what the movie is about,she will inevitable cry, when something touches her. Pisces females love everyone, even if they treated her badly.She hates to see pain, but can drown in her own. Cheer her up, be a positive kind of guy, and be romantic. Encourage her to not live in your shadow, but to have her own life. Yes your Pisces woman wil marry you. Pisces females have a hard time saying “No”! Back to Top How To Date A Pisces Male ( February 20-March 20 - Pisces ) If you are dating a Pisces male, it will be up to you to decide whereto go, what to do, whose car to take. He likes music, alcohol, and strong-willed women. He will do whatever you want. He has an extremely creative side, which takes precedence over his mundane duties of the everyday work world. He could be happy being supported by you, because he would surrender all of himself to you and your causes.Pisces males are romantic, and hate to make decisions. He does not want to displease you in any way. He donates to every solicitor knocking at the door. Pisces males are not normally good money managers, therefore, you get to. He won’t mind. He would give you every paycheck. He loves you when you are dreamy and romantic, with the candles lit and soft music. He will cook for you he dresses nicely and won’t embarrass you in public. If you want to marry this man, just take him home. He’s yours.Pisces males can’t bear divorce. Marriage minded they are, Pisces males function best with a partner! ===== "Love is friendship set to music." "Love conquers all." 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Guest guest Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Mr. Doshi: Just get married soon. The desperation is simply too evident. Astrology is not for you...Perhaps you could be more successsful in running a blind date website or a matrimony website. Seriously think on those lines..... Good Luck and God Bless NB: This a Vedic Astrology forum. Sun Signs Astrology is a Western Concept and the same is not recognised by Vedic Astrology. Shripal <d_shripal > wrote: How To Date An Aries Female ( March 21-April 20 -Aries )If you are dating an Aries female, take her out tothe shootingrange.Bring an extra gun for her to shoot with you.She is capableofshooting at you, if you rile her anger.) Wear tightjeans,aredshirtand look manly. Pick her up on your Harley Davidson,but remind heryou have a private race car collection.Be Macho! Donot talk aboutold girlfriends! Aries females must be the only“one”.Cooking isn’thergoal in life, but adventure will get her attention!Don’t be apushover, she’ll lose interest, and look for anotherchallenge.Tellher she is really cool, and the most fun and excitingwoman youwereever with. (This will probably not be a lie.) Shevalues honesty,don’t fabricate! Be careful though, if this Ariesfemale reallylikes you, she’ll chase you until she can propose toyou.Ariesfemalesmeans business and are not recommended for timid men!Back to TopHow To Date An Aries Male ( March 21-April 20 - Aries)If you are dating an Aries male, allow him to decidewhere to go andwhat to do. Let him know that you have never dated aman with suchconfidence and brains. You can be the dumb blonde withthis guy,he’ll save you. If you are out with him and you flirtwith someoneelse,beprepared to call a cab to get home. Aries males dolike skin andcleavage, therefore, you could win him back. It willnot work asecond time. He can argue with you, and when you thinkyou havewon, he willstill do it his way. He wants to chase you, so let himdo thecallingand guesswork. Don’t tell him you love him, until heproposes.ToCatch this hot-blooded Aries man, give the Ram hishead and followhislead. Everyday is an adventure to an Aries male,marriage is also.Restup!Back to TopHow to Date A Taurus Female ( April 21-May 21 - Taurus)If you are dating a Taurus female, take her to anexpensive steakhouse, rub on your soft musk, wear your corporatesuit, and arriveinour four-door sedan. If it is paid for, you may dropthat subtletyin your conversation during dinner. Taurus femalesprefer tenderhugsand quiet candlelight dinners at home, prepared byyou. She’llreturn thelove by cooking for you at her home.When mentioningthe house youwould like to build,make sure you tell her about thelarge woodedlotwith room for kids and dogs. If you are serious abouther, let herknow that it wouldn’t becomplete without a woman’stouch. She willinterpret your comment and hint about a cute little 20caratdiamondshe spotted at the mall. Taurus females are warm andloving!(Unlessyou make her mad or jealous.Don’t tell her you spentyour rentmoneyto buy drugs.) Taurus Females are security minded,and will stick by you!Back to TopHow to Date A Taurus Male ( April 21-May 21 - Taurus )If you are dating a Taurus male, be prepared to watchlots of moviesat his home. His dog will eventually accept the twoof you beingtogether.A real treat will be when he takes you out todinner to afour star restaurant. Taurus males will think you lookgreat inforest green,however, they like nudity aboveall.Taurus males havethecuddly teddy bear approach to love. He will certainlyhave his armaroundyou,during the movies. If you want to win his heart,get him a coldbeer without him asking you. He will of course,apologize for hismessy home.He would know he had your love, if yousurprised him bycleaning it up, and making the chili when heentertains his friendsfor Monday night football. He likes to take his ownsweet time, sodon’t push him. He is the marrying kind. VisualizeMr. Taurus,watching television from his recliner,dog at his feet,a childunderunder each arm, complete with TV guide and beer canpyramid.Back to TopHow To Date A Gemini Female ( May 22-June 21 - Gemini)If you are dating a Gemini female, arrive on yourmountain bike builtfor two. Ask her if she would like to ride over to thebar,andshoota game of pool, because a lot of your buddies hang outthere andtheyare fun! If that doesn’t work, then suggest skating, acoffeehouse,or hanging out at the bookstore. Wear casual clothesand bepreparedto talk a lot.Talk about the fascinating people youknow, theintellectual types preferably. Tell her about the bookyou aregoingto write. Have some original thoughts and beinventive. Creativityranks high on your Gemini females list. You’ll neverknow what sheisthinking. She is full of surprises. You can take herto theneighborhood dive bar, or to the Governor’s Ball. Shewon’tembarrassyou. You can find out what she really thinks of youby locatingherjournal, where all her secrets are kept.Gemini femalesare nottidy,so it should be lying around in plain sight. There’slots of timebefore an engagement ring is necessary. Geminifemales have to fall in love with your brain first!Back to TopHow To Date A Gemini Male (May 22-June 21 - Gemini)If you are dating a Gemini male, you can expect himto stand you upon your first date, but if you are lucky, he willcall, say he isrunning late, and that the plans for the date havechanged.Bring anovernight bag, he can get carried away and forget thatyou need togohome. He will have the cutest twinkling eyes, and youwill forgivehim. He will slightly ignore you in public, as healways knowseveryone,wherever he takes you, and speaks to eachone. Somehow,youcan’t picture him in a tuxedo, going down the aisle. Gemini maleswon’t call you everyday. Gemini men are witty, fun,and can play,play, and play! These men thrive in occupations wherethey can meetthe public, and talk.Gemini males are great as discjockeys. Ifyouwant to catch this guy, don’t lean on him, don’t getpregnant, ortalk marriage. Be a challenge, do your own thing andlet your Gemini male chase you. It’s ok to dateothers.Back to TopHow To Date A Cancer Female ( June 22-July 22 - Cancer)If you are dating a Cancer female, dine out for pizza,and afterwardstake her to Baskin Robbins. Be sure to call her motherand check onthe kids. She’ll think you are really a nice guy.Dress casual,anddrive a suburban, or mini-van. It’s ok, if you gotthe kids fromyour last divorce, that won’t stop her from datingyou. Offer tobarbecueat her house and compliment her cooking.(That way youget to comeback for more.) Bring the family with you,Cancerfemales can takeit.Cancer females are very sensitive about everythingnear and dear tothem. Never say bad things about her familymembers—ever! They dopossess humor. Pay attention to all her handmadequilts and homecrafts. Cancer women are great homemakers. Let herknow you likewomen with a “little meat” on their bones. (Theytaste everythingthey cook (yummy!) play games with Cancer women.Back to TopHow To Date A Cancer Male ( June 22-July 22 - Cancer)If you are dating a Cancer male, be prepared to go toswap meets,andgarage sales. Of course, he will take you out toeat,at least onyour first date.He is pretty thrifty, so be sure youhave a littlestashof tip money in your purse. Of course, if you want topay foryourown,that would be fine. Just be yourself around him.Looks aren’tthat important to Cancer males, but do know somefabulous recipes!Talkabout your love of children. Display an interest inhis hobbies.Don’t go into his garage, it will take the rest of thecentury togothrough all of his bargains and collectables. YourCancer man willbedating just you, and possibly his ex-wife.He isextremely stable,andloves to eat. If you think you need to diet, hewon’t. He loveschesty women! You will receive flowers from him,outof hisgarden,naturally. He will remember all the holidays andtreat you well.Tell him all your funny stories, he likes to laugh.It’s ok, tosay youare pro marriage and to openly discuss it. He’s therefor you. Heknowshow to treat women, afterall, his best friend is hismother. Whenyou marry a Cancer man, you get them both!Back to TopHow to Date a Leo Female ( July 23-August 22 - Leo )If you are dating a Leo female, take her to themovies, aconcert,abroadway show, a plush restaurant. Gettingthe picture?Shewants tobe seen out with you. If men notice her, shewill lovethat.If you don’t act a little jealous, she will tryharder to makeyou so.She thinks jealousy is a compliment. Bring herflowers,wearyour gold chains, and wear something that shows offthose musclesyouworked so hard to get. That will excite her. Don’tforget tosplashon your Giorgio cologne. Tell her how much you loveredheads, andaskher if all that gorgeous hair is hers? (If she isn’t aredhead,thenswitch to blondes,or dark hair, but don’t forgetthis.) Complimenther constantly,and drive something sporty to show heroff. Aconvertiblewould be nice.Leo gals will get you noticed! When shedisappears onyour dates,she is merely primping in the ladies room.Be willing tofight for your Leo female, but don’t take any crapfrom her. Shecanstart fights over nothing. Be prepared.You had betterlove hercatstoo! She doesn’t care if you are well reaD oreducated, but do besuave, polished and act like you know what you aredoing. She willmarry you, but be prepared to take care of hersexually,financially, and emotionally. Leo females are ahandful,andremember, she canalways get another man, so treat her right.Back to TopHow to Date a Leo Male ( July 23-August 22 - Leo )If you are dating a Leo male, he will take you to thebest places fordinner, shows, etc. He will lavish money on you, evenif he does nothave it to spend. You can expect him to put thestudley moves on youASAP, not to worry. Usually it is a game, to see ifyou are reallyinterested. He will impress you with his peacockstrut, and the wayhe puffs out his chest. If he can convince you that heis a greatguy,then he will be,otherwise, you will be pounced onby his catlikenature. His favorite past-time is being waited on,breakfast inbed,candlelight, movies, concerts, roses and your basiceverydayadoration.He is capable of a variety of occupations,but he likestobe the boss the most. This includes home.Leo men canhave tempertantrums, if things don’t go their way. It’s ok, ifyou want totossa few things back his way, when he starts to roar. Stand up tohim. Beable to turn his roar into a purr.Always look goodaround him.Don’tadmit you color your hair. Do sleep with your makeupon,and dresssexy and feminine. He won’t marry you otherwise. Leomales lovethechase, so let him! (Leo males will already have toldyou about all of his other women.)Back to TopHow To Date A Virgo Female ( August 23-September 23 -Virgo )If you are dating a Virgo female, be on time when youarrive in yourMercedes to take her out for health food. Borrow thecar if youhaveto. Do not pick her up in your unwashed car, with thebaby carcarrier. She isn’t interested in ready made families. Wear thelatest in fashion, and above all, have a manicure.Virgo femalesnotice everything! Have a degree, be a professional,knoweveryonewho is anyone. Exude confidence. Stay away from thebar where youwere 86’d ! Do not have other girlfriends. Virgofemales are shyandsometimes aloof. That does not mean they don’t likeyou. It takesseveral dates for them to decide if they want you.Theyare neatfreaks, and don’t want to pick up after you. Betoilet trained!Ifyou tell her you are going to do something at 6pm,then do it.Virgofemales can drop you for little things like that.Don’t quittrying,if you care about her. They only love a handful ofmen, and youwon’t have any competition. Just be real!Quality isimportant tofemaleVirgos. Virgo females are usually career minded, butthey will marry.Back to TopHow To Date A Virgo Male ( August 23-September 23 -Virgo )If you are dating a Virgo male, go slowly. They hateto makemistakes. He will take you out to nice cleanrespectableestablishments, and go to the movies with you. Hedoes not go outdancing or rabble rousing with he guys. He is asolitary person,whose social group is small. Virgo males are inclinedto computers,and thegeeky stuff. However, he could balance your checkbookfor you. Donotdress like a slut. Be chic! Have no children frompreviousmarriages. Don’t be too talkative. He shys away frompartyanimals. He wantsto date someone with a purpose in life. Beinteresting, and invitehimto your workplace. He can visualize his namehyphenated after yoursonthe nameplate on your desk.Virgo men can beworkaholics, that waytheycan avoid “nooners”.Virgo males are not usuallysexuallypromiscuous.Sex won’t happen until you push for it, but be sure tohave yourSTDtest results handy. He will marry you in time, lots oftime, bepatient. Your Virgo male won’t divorce you, once inlove, it’s forkeeps!Back to TopHow to Date A Libra Female (September 24-October 23 -Libra )If you are dating a Libra female, take her to a winetasting, thetheatre, your Cousin’s wedding, anyplace sociable. She likeselegance and beauty. Dress in your Sunday best. Bring herflowers,cards andspecial little feminine gifts. She’ll be thoughtfultoo.AlthoughLibra women are the ultimate in fashion andfemininity, they arebigflirts. However, underneath it all, they really wantto be marriedto one darling man, who will romance them eternally.Flirt backwithher, she loves little games. You can fall in loveanytime you wantto withher. Your car isn’t as important, as how you treather.Gentlyplease,no conflict! Your Libra female probably won’thavechildren,but she will have her fluffy lap dog,everywhere you go.She isn’t thetype to cheat on you, unless you forget about romance.Youroccupation isn’t that important. Be sure to earnenough money tosupport herfrequent shopping trips to the mall. She loves todecorate, so stepback at home.You can do the outside domestic duties. You get towashthe car and mow the lawn.When you propose to her,present her withyour poetic love vows,and promise to hire a maid forher. Librafemales love to be married!Back to TopHow To Date A Libra Male ( September 24-October 23 -Libra )If you are dating a Libra male, your first date willbe in aromanticrestaurant, highlighted with a wonderful wine list.During dinnerjust smile and be sweet. Libra men don’t likevulgarity in anyform.Dresstastefully, and do use your flower scented perfume. He loves womenwho dress up, wear jewellery, use makeup, and arehappy beingfeminine.He is fascinated with fantasy, includingsexual fantasy.Don’t discuss your recent love life, or ex-husbands. He could careunless about your children, or desire to have them. Don’t beumentative.Libra males hate conflict. You can discussyour latestpainting, the last book you read,or what your plansare forinteriordecorating.Libra males love cozy fires, and sensuousfemales nearit.Foreplay is a big high for Libra males. He is not awimp, by anymeans,although, he loves to please! Yes, he would beyour sexslave,provided you tease him a lot. At work, he is a fairboss, but athomehe loves to be used! Libra males will stay in a badmarriage.Flirting gets them into trouble.Marriage is part of his ultimateplan, just make certain he is single, when you decideto date yourLibra male.Back to TopHow To Date A Scorpio Female ( October 24-November 22- Scorpio )If you are dating a Scorpio female, be careful! Showup wearingblack clothes that fit you well. Arrive in your blackcar with thedarktinted windows. She likes the dark places, so takeher to thebars,a casino would be fab! Don’t tell her about the drugsyou areon,shewon’t tell you about hers either. There needs to becautionexercisedhere, because Scorpios are one of two extremes. Onethe saint, theother the sinner.The firs t type of Scorpio is veryreligious, anddoes not smoke, drink, or do drugs. If you are on ablind date,youwill know which version you are dating. Neither typeis hung up onwhat you wear, but more how you wear it. Have sexappeal. Beinterested in occult matters, be deep. She won’t offeryou muchinformation about herself, you will have to guess.Scorpio femaleswill pry your whole life story out of you.To keep herinterested,behard to get. You won’t know if you are pleasing her,or where youstand. A fatal mistake is to anger a Scorpiofemale.Scorpio womenwill get you! She has a passionate nature and canhave more thanonelove interest. They are not usually domestic,nor wantto beinvolvedwith parenthood. She will put all of her intenseenergy intoeitherpartying or getting to the top. Female Scorpios are“all ornothing”,even when it comes to marriage.Back to TopHow To Date A Scorpio Male ( octr 24-November23 -Scorpio )If you are dating a Scorpio male, make sure you lovesecrets! Heloves for you to be sexy, and downright sleazy worksfor himtoo.He canmake love to you, and not be in love with you. Hispassion can foolwomen, don’t mistake it for love. Oftentimes, they aremost in lovewhen they can’t possess or own you. Jealousy is a bigissue withhim. He stays jealous. He does not care what you dofor anoccupation,noryour financial status. Scorpio males want to controlyou toconformto their ideas of living. So, if you aren’t strong inyour ownidentity,then you will lose him. Scorpio males likethe challengeofownership.They love you most when they can’t havecomplete controlover you. Only the fearless need apply here. One typeof Scorpiowillmarry you and stay put and dominate the household.Whereas, theothertype will just disappear on you without warning orreason. Be truetoyourself with Scorpio males, and let your personalitystay on top!Back to TopHow To Date A Sagittarius Female ( November23-December 21 - Sagittarius )If you are dating a Sagittarius Female, be readywilling and able togo anywhere. She loves sports and to travel. Aperfect date wouldbe an overnight excursion to Mount Olympus, and skiingdown theslopesfor breakfast. Pick her up in your jeep, or pickuptruck,shewon’tmind your dog either. Dress casual, and be ableto tell herabout an Indian Shaman you know, who invited you to atribalceremony.She’ll want to go with you. Don’t do the same thingstwice in arow.She won’t care who you are dating, because she hasplenty of menfriends. Sagittarius women can be ready for a date ona momentsnotice. She’ll be great at men’s activities, likesoftball, andeating the worm from a Tequila bottle. She will havebeeneverywhere,but darn, Sagittarius females are fun to be around.You can win herheart with variety in your lovemaking.She isn’t thetype to spendtime in the kitchen or babysitting.Show her you wantto be acompanion inall of her zany schemes. When she falls for you, shewill ask youtodo things with her. Marriage is not on her mind,butshe wouldmarryyou, if she felt you were compatible enough.Sagittarius women lovetheir freedom!Back to TopHow To Date A Sagittarius Male ( November 23-December21 - Sagittarius)If you are dating a Sagittarius male, expect anythingandeverything.He is not very reliable about schedules,dates, or you.Not in the beginning anyway. He likes talkative womenand femalejocks.He wants a buddy to join him in his pursuits. MostSagittariusmalesare employed in sales/traveling jobs. They can have agal in everyport.Let him tell you he is serious about you first.Sagittariusmales only get married when they have to, and thenthey can’t seemto staymarried.They love the thrill and adventure of chasingawoman,similarto their love of hunting, fishing, and sports. Yourank in theresomewhere. You can get used to being a hunting widow,sports widow,etc., with Sagittarius male! You should love the samethings hedoes.Sagittarius men can be very funny andinteresting. He will gotorestaurants, but throw out his suit and tie.Sagittarius males liketheir comfort and the wide open spaces and places, andfreedom withtheir women.Make no mistake about it, he does lovewomen, all ofthem. When your Sagittarian’s heart goes out to you,he won’t knowwhat todo about it, because he didn’t expect to fall in love.If you livewith him, he won’t find time to go down the aisle.Sagittarius mendread the thought of a tuxedo, and the stares fromwedding guests.You ‘ll have to drag your Sagittarius male to thealtar!Back to TopHow To Date A Capricorn Female ( December 22-January20 - Capricorn )If you are dating a Capricorn female, take her todinner at the bestrestaurant in town, arrive in a limousine withflowers. Dress inyourdesigner clothes, and be impeccable. Pinstripes andsubtle scentsarouse her. Be successful at whatever you areundertaking. Let herknow about it. It’s ok, to tell her you made twomillion lastyear.Don’t be cheap. Tell her you have been savingyourself for theright woman, and that you have been working your bunsoff , tobuildyour empire.Tell her you need someone to share thisbig businessburden with, and that your thoughts are aboutexpanding yourbusiness. Hint that a woman, would be perfect as amanager in yournewexpansion. She will be so intrigued, that she willoffer you soundbusiness suggestions. She is SMART! Capricorn femaleswon’t competewith you, they’ll help climb the ladder. Don’t forgetabout her.Sheloves expensive presents with thought behind them. Her little“black book”is filled with business appointments, not telephonenumbers.Capricornwomen are almost always successful in whatever theyundertake.Theydon’t take enough time to eat, so take her to lunch,dinner andyournext corporate meeting. Business thrills them. Shemay seem coldemotionally,but don’t be fooled. She has those sexualinfernos,looking for a release!She does not trust men entirely,so don’tgive her thebums rush, or you will be part of the homeless. Shewould be agreatwife to a success oriented man. She can entertainyour clients,andfriends.Capricorn females, can be boss in marriagetoo. Bepreparedto be hen-pecked, if you are thinking marriage!Back to TopHow To Date A Capricorn Male ( December 22-January 20- Capricorn )If you are dating a Capricorn male, plan on doing mostof thetalking.He will take you to places with class andambience. Hewill pick you upin his black, luxury car. You will be treated like alady.Therefore, you should let him open the doors,etc. Dress instyle, but be sure you show some cleavage. Stillwaters run deepwithCapricorn males.Your first dates will seem likebusiness meetings,but eventually you will get to know him. He isinsecure about hisemotions and likes to keep them under control. Ofcourse, he won’tmake thisobvious. Compliment him on his achievements and hewill open up toyou. He would be strict as a parent, and holds verytraditionalbeliefs about relationships. Don’t be an airhead oraimless. Heappreciates a hard working woman, whom he can consideran equal.Hedoes not know how to play, so you will have to lightenhim up withyour humorous antics and fun loving side. Once yourCapricorn mancommits, he will not leave you.Divorce is a nasty wordin hisvocabulary. Capricorn males make good husbands andbreadwinners.They are extravagant with gifts to those whomthey love.Marriage willhave to be his idea, not yours!Back to TopHow To Date An Aquarius Female ( January 21-February19 - Aquarius )If you are dating an Aquarius female, arrive in yourrestoredclassic.Wear a funky hat and clothes that shouldn’t gotogether,butsomehow do. Take her to an out of the way coffeehouse, featuringjazz.Feel free to discuss anything and everything. She is anintelligent listener,and will have some bizarreinsight of her own.You’ll never truly understand her, so bring a taperecorder forinstant replay to sort it out later. Aquarius womenare unusual,notnecessarily hippies, but aware of the entire globe.She won’t beready to jump in the sack on the first date, she hasto get to knowyou. Befascinating, tell her that you are going to Spain torun with thebulls. Explain your philosophy on combining chemicalsto combatradiation. Tell her about your thesis which waspublished in the“International Who Dunnit Magazine”. Don’t tell heryou are inlovewith her too soon. You will know when she has taken astronglikingto you. That is when your Aquarius female will inviteyou to herabode.Then you will see the real Aquarius female.There will bemanyunusual pictures, and books. There is a storyconnected to all ofher belongings.When your Aquarius female commits toyou, she willnotnecessarily be ready for marriage. That is just herway of sayingshelikes you. You must have likminds, or there will be nofutureMrs.Anybody!Back to TopHow To Date An Aquarius Male ( January 21-February 19- Aquarius )If you are dating an Aquarius male, consider yourself lucky to evenget the first date. Aquarius males don’t datemuch.They wouldratherbe an observer, hanging out on the scene. He wouldprefer to go toyour house and have long talks into the night, andpossibly juststayover. He may tell you that he just video taped anerotica videofeaturing wild animals at the zoo with somevacationing starlets.Hemay stay at your house, never cook or clean, but justbe there,whenyou come home from work. Then one day, withoutwarning, he will begone. If he is employed, he can be quite selfish withhis money.Helikes his freedom, in every way. Eventually he willcallyou,.....expect >the unexpected with Aquarius. WhenAquarius malesfall in love,it is usually with someone who is intellectual,self-sufficient, andchildless. Have a deep purpose or goal in life and hewill beattracted to your dreams.Aquarius males will marry,but theyusually marry thewrong person the first time, and shy away from secondmarriages.They love their mental freedom. Nagging won’t changethem. Hewon’tcare what race you are,how much you weigh, etc.Mindaltering drugscanruin an Aquarian male for marriage completely. If heis moreholistic,then he is searching for a soul mate. Love yourselfand yourAquarius male will too!Back to TopHow To Date A Pisces Female ( February 20-March 20 -Pisces )If you are dating a Pisces female, take her to apsychic far, artgallery, or out for cocktails. Don’t take her to theanimalshelter,or you will have a new pet. You can wear anything youlike, andyouget to make all the decisions. She prefers men with apassionaboutsomething, just believe in it. Music is one of herfavorites anddancing is definitely a must. If you can’t dance, takelessons.pisces females don’t care if you are good looking,just have aheart. Asense of humor is an asset, she has one too. She hasnoconfidence inherself, so support her in her dreams. She falls inlove easily.Don’t promise her a rose garden, if you don’t mean it.When yougo tothe movies, take tissues.It does not matter what themovie isabout,she will inevitable cry, when something touchesher. Piscesfemales love everyone, even if they treated herbadly.She hatestosee pain, but can drown in her own. Cheer her up, bea positivekind ofguy, and be romantic. Encourage her to not live inyour shadow,butto have her own life. Yes your Pisces woman wil marryyou.Piscesfemales have a hard time saying “No”!Back to TopHow To Date A Pisces Male ( February 20-March 20 -Pisces )If you are dating a Pisces male, it will be up to youto decidewhereto go, what to do, whose car to take. He likesmusic,alcohol, andstrong-willed women. He will do whatever you want. Hehas anextremely creative side, which takes precedence overhis mundaneduties of the everyday work world. He could be happybeingsupportedby you, because he would surrender all of himself toyou and yourcauses.Pisces males are romantic, and hate to makedecisions. Hedoes not want to displease you in any way. He donatesto everysolicitorknocking at the door. Pisces males are not normallygood moneymanagers, therefore, you get to. He won’t mind. Hewould give youeverypaycheck. He loves you when you are dreamy andromantic, with thecandles lit and soft music. He will cook for you hedressesnicely and won’t embarrass you in public. If you wantto marry thisman, just take him home. He’s yours.Pisces males can’tbeardivorce.Marriage minded they are, Pisces males function bestwith apartner!====="Love is friendship set to music.""Love conquers all."Do You ? ------------------------ Sponsor --------------------~--> Would you Help a Child in need?It is easier than you think.Click Here to meet a Child you can help.http://us.click./O2aXmA/I_qJAA/i1hLAA/C9XolB/TM--~-> ~ om tat sat ~Thank you for maintaining the decorum of the Achyuta Ashram. Reminders: (1) Recite the Shadakshari Mantra 'Hare Rama Krishna'(2) Try to become Vegetarian - remember Akbar the Great who said that the human stomach should not become a graveyard for animals.(3) Practise charity in thought and deed - do one free chart reading today Links<*> To visit your group on the web, go to:/<*> To from this group, send an email to:<*> Your use of is subject to: All your favorites on one personal page – Try My Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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