Equal rights!!!!! : )

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LOL. Thanks Mother.

 

 

 

A bit of levity always helps. Laughter is the best medicine.

 

 

 

Of course, none of this applies to ME. I AM a Vaisnava MAN. I am ABOVE ALL

this mundane stuff. I am advanced and you just can't see it. I do not pass

stool anymore and if I did it would smell like roses. I don't care what

anybody says they're all wrong and I stand alone heads above everyone else

because I have realized this highest wisdom and no one else knows this secret

knowledge and I do not want them to know it because then I wouldn't be special

anymore, so there! Now, where did I leave my high horse Eve?

 

 

 

 

 

On 28 Nov 1998, Gunamani dd wrote:

 

> Top Ten Reasons God Created Eve

 

> 10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men

> hated to ask for directions.

 

> 9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote.

> (Men don't want to see what's on the television, they want to see WHAT ELSE

> is on.!)

 

> 8 God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his wore out and

> would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

 

> 7 God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself.

 

> 6 God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

 

> 5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men never would be able

> to handle childbearing.

 

> 4. As "Keeper of the Garden" Adam would never remember where he put his

> tools.

 

> 3. The scriptures account of creation indicated Adam needed someone to

> blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

 

> 2. As the Bibles says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"

 

> 1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his

> head and said, "I can do better than that"

 

> Found this another place. Guess where.

> Just thought it was a little lightmooded in these heavy times. Hope no body

> or soul feels offended.

Y.S. Gunamani d.d.