The so-called Sports (including soccer) are GAMBLING

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>On 19 Dec 1999, Sthita-dhi-muni Dasa wrote:

 

>>On 18 Dec 1999, Guru-Krsna Dasa wrote:

 

>> You're right, prabhu. I temporarily forgot our philosophy: Simply accept

>>Srila >>Prabhupada in your heart and be guaranteed eternal life in Goloka!

>>

>> Hallelujah!

 

>That's not our philosophy! The correct understanding is kick a soccer ball

and >burn in eternal damnation.

 

Hallelujah! By Jesus, soccer *is* of the devil! Praise the Lord!!! Praise

the

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRDDD!!!

 

>I mean, wasn't that why Prabhupada played goalie -- you don't have to kick

the >ball so much!

 

Ah, out of your causeless mercy you have now resolved an apparent

contradiction and enlightened us with that perfect transcendental

explanation. "Sthitadhi ki jaya!" And what do you think of this one other

reason?: in order to score a goal, players of the opposing team were forced

to take darshan of the ray of Visnu mahabhagavata goalie Abhay Caran!

 

(Now I *am* convinced that any ISKCON nitya-siddha devotee is fully

authorized to be the goalie of a soccer team

 

>Yep, the world is going to hell, and all because of soccer/foriegn

football! >Fortunately, I don't know of too many brahmancaris, or temple

pujaris, etc, who >play soccer, so maybe there is still some hope left.

 

>Where there's no soccer balls, there hope!

 

Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!

 

(And Hare Krsna too!)