Prepare for disaster!

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Camp: ISKCON Sri Sri Gaura-Nitai & Jaganath Mandir, St. Petersburg, Russia.

 

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> The 100GigaBurg BUG

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> - Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered

> civilization: the 100GB Bug.

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> As most people know, McDonald's restaurant signs show the number of

> hamburgers the giant chain has sold. That number now stands at 99

> billion

> burgers, or 99 Gigaburgers (GB). Within months or even weeks, that

> number

> will roll over to

> 100GB. McDonald's signs, however, were designed years ago, when the

> prospect

> of selling one hundred billion hamburgers seemed unthinkably remote. So

> the

> signs have only two decimal places.

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> This means that, after the sale of the 100 billionth burger, McDonald's

> signs

> will read "00 Billion Burgers Sold." This, experts predict, will

> convince the

> public that, in over

> thirty years, no McDonald's hamburgers have ever in fact been sold,

> causing a

> complete collapse of consumer confidence in McDonald's products.

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> The ensuing catastrophic drop in sales is seen as almost certain to

> force the

> already-troubled company into bankruptcy. This, in turn, will push the

> teetering American economy over the brink, which, finally, will complete

> the

> total devastation of the global economy, ending civilization as we know

> it,

> and forcing us all to live on beetles.

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> "The people who know -- the sign-makers -- are really scared of 100GB,"

> one

> expert said. "I don't know about you, but I'm digging up a copy of THE

> FIELD

> GUIDE TO NORTH AMERICAN INSECTS and heading for the hills."

 

God save the cows!!!