Guest guest Posted February 7, 2001 Report Share Posted February 7, 2001 A village guy was getting married with a girl from the next village. After the marriage ceremony was conducted they were going to his village on the other side of the mountain, him riding on a donkey, and she walking besides. As there were no roads an old donkey had to walk over the stones so it happened that after some time it stumbled & almost fell down. The guy was peacefull and he just said to the donkey: "This is your first one." They continued their ride but after some time an old donkey stumbled again. "This is your second one", the guy said. So they proceeded again but after some time a poor old donkey stumbled again. Completely peacefull & equiposed the guy said, "This is your third and last one", got off the donkey, filled up his old gun and shot it in the head. The donkey fell dead on the ground. A girl was shocked and she started yelling at her husband: "You idiot! Why did you kill it? Don't you know how expensive & valuable donkeys are for our household? What are we going to do now? How are we going to get another donkey, huh? I should've listened to my mother when she told me not to marry you!" Perfectly peacefull & equiposed, without a muscle on his face moving the guy looked at her and said:"This is your first one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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