Guest guest Posted March 21, 2002 Report Share Posted March 21, 2002 When wine is in, mind is out When wife is in, money is out When both are in man is out Women are like a pack of cards. You need a heart to love them. A diamond to marry them. A club to batter them. And a spade to bury them. What is common between a swimming pool and a wife? For both we pay very high maitenance for the little time we are in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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