Guest guest Posted April 28, 1999 Report Share Posted April 28, 1999 Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! * Anonymous Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. * Oscar Wilde Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. * Scottish Proverb I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. * Sam Kinison It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. * Anonymous A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. * Anonymous Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. * H. L. Mencken Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. * H. L. Mencken "A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." * U2 Marriage is a three ring circus: * engagement ring -- wedding ring -- suffering When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why! A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Love is blind but marriage is an eyeopener. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. When a man is single, he's incomplete. When he's married, he's finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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