Guest guest Posted December 11, 1999 Report Share Posted December 11, 1999 "I have good news and bad news for you," said God to Adam. "Tell me the good news first," asked Adam. "I gave your two organs. One is called a brain. It makes you clever, allows to create new things and have intelligent conversations. The other organ is called a penis. It allows you to give children to Eve, and your off-spring will populate the whole planet." "Thank you, really good news! But what are the bad ones?" "Unfortunately, these two organs cannot work simultaneously..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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