Why A Man Can't Win!

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If you put a woman on a pedestal and

try to protect her from the rat race,

you are a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework,

you are a pansy

 

If you work too hard,

there is never any time for her..

If you don't work enough,

you are a good for nothing bum.

 

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,

this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay,

you should get off your rear

and find something better.

 

If you get a promotion ahead of her,

that is favoritism.

If she gets job ahead of you,

it's equal opportunity.

 

If you mention how nice she looks,

it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

 

If you cry, you are a wimp.

If you don't, you are insensitive.

 

If you make a decision without consulting her,

you are a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you,

she's liberated woman.

 

If you ask her to do something

she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

 

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.

If you don't, you are a slob.

 

If you buy her flowers, you are after something.

If you don't, you are not thoughtful.

 

If you are proud of your achievements,

you are up yourself.

If you don't, you are not ambitious.

 

If she has a headache, she is tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.