Pizza

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PAMO. AGTSP.

 

What can I say? This was just so humorous (my kids came in the room to see

why I was laughing so hard), so warming... and of course informative.

 

I am glad I just avoided offense # 8 last week, when I was asked to cook

pizza for a party where Chinese stir fry was included in the menu.

 

> 8. To serve preparations along with the pizza, that, rather than

> compliment the meal, take away from its mellow.

 

I actually gave in a little by cooking potato pizza (regular crust covered

with thin sliced potatoes, some EXTRA VERGIN olive oil -absolutely nothing

else will do- and a sprinkle of rosemary leaves. Very popular pizza in Rome,

Italy). Try to be open minded about this or you will commit offense # 14

> 14. To think that the type of pizza one likes the best is, in fact, the

> best, not recognizing the fact that pizza, the glories of which are

> unlimited, can indeed be relished in innumerable thoroughly enjoyable

> ways.

 

I confess I also made a regular pizza and arrived at the party half hour

before the crowd. The host (who had begged for it), shared it with two other

guest who were already there too. Thus being saved of commiting offense # 15

of not sharing with others devotees.

 

We also carefully avoided offense # 4.

> 4. To allow those not invited to a pizza feast to find out about it, thus

> causing them unparalled grief.

 

Nobody ever knew what happened before their arrival (hopefully they are not

members of this conf.)

 

Thanks for the list.

 

ys,

gl dd