Guest guest Posted January 11, 2001 Report Share Posted January 11, 2001 SIGNS OUTSIDE CHURCHES * You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out. * Come in and let us prepare you for your finals. * A miser is a rich pauper. * Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan. * We hold sit-in demonstrations every Sunday. * No matter how much you nurse a grudge it won't get better. * Start living to beat hell. * If some people lived up to their ideals they would be stooping. * Everything you always wanted to know about heaven and hell but were afraid to ask. * Pray up in advance. * Patience is the ability to stand something as long as it happens to the other fellow. * [At an Arizona church in August] You think it's hot HERE? * I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me. * Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children. * K-mart is not the only saving place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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