From Laugh-a-Lot

[Guest guest]

Hare Krishna.

 

This Christian couple felt it important to own an

equally Christian pet. So, they went shopping.

 

At a kennel specializing in this particular breed,

they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they

asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a

flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23,

he complied equally fast, using his paws with

dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal,

and went home.

 

That night they had friends over. They were so proud

of their new dog and his skills,

they called in the dog and showed off a little. The

friends were impressed and asked whether the dog was

able to do any of the usual dog tricks as well. This

stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about

"normal" tricks.

 

Well, they said, "Let's try this out." Once more they

called the dog and they clearly pronounced the

command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up,

put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in

concentration and bowed his head.

 

Hare Krishna --

 

ys, Balarama Dasa