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Why Allah created camels the way He did:

 

Goha, the Egyptian, asked one day to the people around him:

- Do you know why Allah the Almighty did not give wings to camels and

elephants?

- No, we have no idea. Please tell us why.

- If camels and elephants had wings, these could not carry them, and then

they would fall in your gardens and smash all your flowers.

 

PS: We don't like it when birds pass stool on our shirts, imagine ho we

would hate it if cows could fly....

 

 

 

A good protection against tigers:

 

One day Nasredin Hodja dropped bread crumbs all around his house. A passerby

asked him why he was doing such a thing.

- It's to protect myself from tigers, answered Nasredin.

- But thee are no tigers here!

- Yes, said Nasredin. You can see that it works.

 

 

Dreamed money:

 

One morning the son of Nasredin Hodja told his father:

- Last night I had a dream, that you were giving me 100 dinars.

- Very good, said his father. Since you are a very good boy, you can keep it

and buy what you want with it.

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