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After signs of recession and slow down in IT industry ,

the companies have redefined themselves as...

 

WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

HP : Hen Pecked

AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

BFL : Brainwash First, and Let them go

DELL : Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster

TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd

PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

PCL : Poor Computers Ltd

SPARC : Simply Poor And Redundant Computers

SUN : Surely Useless Novelties

CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After an Year

TUL : Troubles Un Limited

CTS : Coffee, Tea and Snacks

ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance

BPL : Below Poverty Line.

NIIT : Not Interested in IT

MBT : Monkey & Buffalo team

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