Guest guest Posted June 4, 2001 Report Share Posted June 4, 2001 Hare Krishna. JOKE #1 26 Actual Newspaper Headlines 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers 3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 4. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case 5. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 6. Farmer Bill Dies In House 7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 8. Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again 9. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands 10. Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms 11. Eye Drops Off Shelf 12. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 13. Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead 14. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim 15. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 16. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax 17. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told 18. Miners Refuse to Work After Death 19. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant 20. Stolen Painting Found By Tree 21. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies 22. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter 23. Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years 24. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84 25. War Dims Hope For Peace 26. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While Hare Krishna -- ys, Balarama Dasa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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