Guest guest Posted June 18, 2001 Report Share Posted June 18, 2001 - How to sink a Belgian boat? Just put it in the water! - A British Duchess is talking to her belgian maid: - Josepha, did you give some fresh water to the fishes today? - No, Madame. - Why not? - They have not finished the water from last week yet - In Belgium, a young lady enters a store - Do you want to be Jehovah's witness, sir? - Sorry, yound lady, I did not see the accident - How do you recognize the pencil of a belgian schoolboy? It has a rubber on both ends. - A Belgian lady goes to see her lawyer. - I want a divorce. - What's the reason? asks the lawyer - So many of them! - Just give me one. - For example, I can tell you that my last child is not from him! - A Belgian dialogue: - Do you know what time it is? - Yes! - Thank you! - A Belgian race car driver participated at the race car in Indianapolis. He stopped 10 times to refuel his car and 386 times to ask for directions. - A Belgian lady goes see a doctor: - Doctor, my husband thinks he is a fridge, and I cannot sleep at night. - Why not? - Cause he leaves the door open and the light bothers me. - Who has a 100 IQ in Belgium? - A village.... -How do you recognize a fax coming from Belgium? - There is a stamp on the enveloppe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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