Guest guest Posted June 28, 2001 Report Share Posted June 28, 2001 > > What would have happened if, instead of three wise > > men, it had been three wise women? > > Specifically, if it had been three wise Jewish women? > > > > They would have asked directions, arrived on > > time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a brisket, and > > brought practical gifts. > > > > But what would they have said when they left? > > "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with > > that shmatta-for-a-gown?" > > "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!" > > "Virgin? I knew her in school!" > > "Can you believe that they let all of those > > disgusting animals in there!" > > "I heard that Joseph isn't even working right > > now!" > > "And that donkey that they are riding has seen > > better days too!" > > "Want to bet on how long it will take until you > > get your brisket dish back. > > A minister, a priest, and a rabbi die in a car crash. > > They go to heaven for orientation. They are all > > asked, "When you are in your casket, and friends, > > family, and congregates are mourning over you, > > what would you like to hear them say?" > > > > The minister says, "I would like to hear them say that > > I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, > > and a great family man." > > > > The priest says, "I would like to hear that I was a > > wonderful teacher and a servant of God who made > > a huge difference in people's lives." > > > > The rabbi replies, "I would like to hear them say, > > 'Look, he's moving!!'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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