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Hare Krishna --

 

*New Element Discovered*

 

The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by

physicists at Yale's Research Center. The element, tentatively named

administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic

number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons

75 vice- neutrons and 11 assistant vice-neutrons. This gives it an

atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together in a nucleus

by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles

called morons.

 

Since it has no electrons, administratium is inert. However, it can be

detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact

with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of administratium

caused a reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would

normally occur in less than one second.

 

Administratium has a normal life of approximately three years, at which

time it does not actually decay but, instead, undergoes a reorganization

in which assistant neutrons, vice-neutrons and assistant vice-neutrons

exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic weight usually

increases after each reorganization.

 

Research at other laboratories indicates that administratium occurs

naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points

such as government agencies, large corporations, universities and

hospitals and can actually be found in the newest, best maintained

buildings.

 

Scientists point out that administratium is known to be toxic at any

level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reactions

where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine

how administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but

results to date are not promising.

 

Hare Krishna --

 

ys, Balarama Dasa