Work Vs Prison

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> WORK vs. PRISON

> Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit

> more clear..

>

> IN PRISON ... you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell;

> AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.

>

> IN PRISON ... you get three meals a day;

> AT WORK ... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

>

> IN PRISON ... you get time off for good behaviour;

> AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

>

> IN PRISON ... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you;

> AT WORK ... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors

> for yourself.

>

> IN PRISON ... you can watch TV and play games;

> AT WORK ... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

>

 

> IN PRISON ... they allow your family and friends to visit;

> AT WORK ... you can't even speak to your family.

>

> IN PRISON ... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work

> required;

> AT WORK ... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they

> deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

>

> IN PRISON ... you spend most of your life looking through bars from inside

> wanting to get out.

> AT WORK ... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside

> bars.

>

> IN PRISON ... you must deal with sadistic wardens;

> AT WORK... they are called managers.

>

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