Guest guest Posted August 8, 2001 Report Share Posted August 8, 2001 Bhakta Fred was walking through a graveyard in the dark after a very late program. Naturally he was a little nervous. Half way through he heard a tapping sound: "Tap...Tap...Tappedy Tap...Tap...Tap..." Bhakta Fred nearly jumped out of his skin, but bravely he chanted to himself and walked on. Soon he saw an old man with a beard kneeing down in front of one of the gravestones. He was using a hammer and a chisel. "Thank God," said Bhakta Fred, "It's just the caretaker doing a little restoration work." Approaching the old man, looking for a preaching opportunity, Bhakta Fred introduced himself. "Oh good evening sir. My name's Bhakta Fred. What's your name?" Lowering his hammer and chisel, the old man replied, "Roberto Marcus Bertouche." "That's unusual," observed Bhakta Fred. "I know," said the old man whilst continuing to chisel at the gravestone, "Look...THEY SPELT IT WRONG..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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