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Hare Krishna.

 

 

Actual reference queries reported by American and Canadian library

reference desk workers:

 

"Do you have books here?"

 

"Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?"

 

"Do you have a list of all the books I've ever read?"

 

"I'm looking for Robert James Waller's book, 'Waltzing Through Grand

Rapids.'" (Actual title wanted: "Slow Waltz in Cedar Bend.")

 

"Where is the reference desk?" This was asked of a person sitting at a

desk who had, hanging above her head, a sign saying "REFERENCE DESK"!

 

"I was here about three weeks ago looking at a cookbook that cost

$39.95. Do you know which one it is?"

 

"Which outlets in the library are appropriate for my hairdryer?"

 

"Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on

National Park sites?"

 

"Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?"

 

"I need a color photograph of George Washington." [substitute

Christopher Columbus, King Arthur, Moses, Socrates, etc.]

 

"I need a photocopy of Booker T. Washington's birth certificate."

 

"I need to find out Ibid's first name for my bibliography."

 

"Why don't you have any books by Ibid? He's written a lot of important

stuff."

 

"I'm looking for information on carpal tunnel syndrome. I think I'm

having trouble with it in my neck."

 

"Is the basement upstairs?" (Asked at First Floor Reference Desk)

 

 

Hare Krishna --

 

your servant, Balarama Dasa

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