Maybe she went BTG?

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Hare Krishna.

 

Little Rock, AR - A Little Rock woman was killed on Friday afternoon after

leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described

as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people

were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid

hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was

occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then

passed a man on the side of the road whom she claimed was Jesus.

 

"She started screaming 'He's back, He's back" and climbed right out of the

sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everett Williams, husband

of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I

was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. "She

thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna

lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

 

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said

Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who

looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on

his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup

truck came loose and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium

which floated up into the air.

 

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends

that he looks like the popular renderings of Jesus, pulled over and lifted

his arms into the air in frustration, and said, "Come back here," just as

the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus

lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her

husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else. When asked

for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just

too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

 

 

Hare Krishna --

 

ys, Balarama Dasa