Fifteen Interesting and Slightly Bizarre Things to Do

[Guest guest]

Fifteen Interesting and Slightly Bizarre Things to Do:

 

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a

hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

 

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

 

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries

with that.

 

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

 

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten

over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

 

6. Don't use any punctuation marks

 

7. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

 

8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

 

9. Sing along at the opera.

 

10. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

 

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle

sounds all day.

 

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party

because you're not in the mood.

 

13. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!3rd

time this week!!!!!"

 

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling

"run for your lives, they're loose!!"

 

And the final way to keep things interesting in your day:

 

15. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent

it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.

 

 

Hare Krishna,

YS, NCD.