Soccer fans

[Guest guest]

There were two guys who were the best friends in the whole world.

They were similar in all of their habbits and they had a common obsession -

soccer. They were devoteed to soccer like anything.

 

And they had a big question in their minds - is there a soccer in

the heavens? They were tasking their brains with this question day and

night. So they made a deal - the one who dies the first will try to get back

somehow and inform the other one about it.

 

After some years the one of them passed away and shortly after he

appeared in the second guy's dream.

 

- "I'm so glad to see you! Please tell me quickly about the heavens! Do

they or do they not have a soccer?"

 

- "Well, I have the good news and I have a bad news. Which ones do you want

to hear first?"

 

- "Give me the good news."

 

- "The heavens are full of soccer! Everybody plays it everywhere! Big size

field soccer, mid size field soccer, small size field soccer, table soccer,

video games soccer... The whole heavens are covered with soccer fields!

 

And not only that - the weather is always perfect and the air is so

clean and refreshing that you can play all day long without getting tired.

 

The people who play never cheat nor lie so the referees are not

necessary at all! At weekends we have big, big soccer tournaments and at the

end there are no losers - everybody is the winner! Even God himself comes to

watch the plays!"

 

- "That's magnificent! And what about the bad news?"

 

- "You're goal-keeping next Saturday."