Notices

[Guest guest]

1) In a New York Reastaurant

 

"Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the Manager"

 

2) Outside Kentucky appliance store selling washing machines

 

"Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work"

 

3) In the offices of a loan company

 

"Ask about our plans for owning your home"

 

4) On a display of "I love you only" valentine cards:

 

"Now available in multi packs"

 

5) In a Pensylvania Cemetery

 

"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves"

 

6) In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:

 

"15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour"

 

7) On a long established New Mexico dry cleaners

 

"38 years on the same spot"

 

8) In a New York drug store

 

"We dispense with accuracy"

 

9) A parking sign in front of a Boston Meditation Centre

 

"Visualise being towed"

 

---YHS

Bhadra Govinda Dasa.