Guest guest Posted October 20, 2001 Report Share Posted October 20, 2001 LOG ON: > Making a wood stove hot > LOG OFF: > Too much wood on fire > MONITOR: > Keep'n an eye on the wood stove > DOWN LOAD: > Gitten the farwood off'n the truck > MEGA HERTZ: > When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood > FLOPPY DISC: > Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood > RAM: > That thar thang what splits the farwood > HARD DRIVE: > Gitten home in the winter time > WINDOWS: > Whut to shut when its cold outside > SCREEN: > Whut to shut when its black fly season > BYTE: > Whut dem dang flys do > CHIP: > Munchies fer the TV > MICRO CHIP: > Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag > MODEM: > Whatcha do to the hay fields > DOT MATRIX: > Ole Dan Matrix's wife > LAP TOP: > Whar the kitty sleeps > KEYBOARD: > Whar you hang the dang truck keys > SOFTWARE: > Dem dang plastic forks and knifes > MOUSE: > What eats the grain in the barn > MOUSE PAD: > That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives > MAINFRAME: > Holds up the barn roof > PORT: > Fancy flatlander wine > ENTER: > Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all" > CLICK: > Whut you hear when you cock yer gun > DOUBLE CLICK: > When you cock the double barrel > REBOOT: > Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you have to go to the outhouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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