JOKES FROM THE SCHOOL

[Guest guest]

TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

 

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

 

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?

JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

 

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

 

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!

 

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence

starting with "I".

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

 

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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's

CHERRY tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father

didn't punish him?"

Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

 

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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same

as your brother's. Did u copy his?

Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

 

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people

are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

 

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The above received from a friend.

 

Yours jokingly,

Bhadra Govinda Dasa.