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Dadhibhaksa (das) (Croatia)

24-Jan-02 09:48

VIC (Vicevi) [1091]

krave

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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:

 

You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of

four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

 

 

A FRENCH CORPORATION:

 

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

 

 

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:

 

You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an

ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

 

 

A GERMAN CORPORATION:

 

You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once

a month, and milk themselves.

 

 

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:

 

You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

 

 

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:

 

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you now have five cows.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

 

 

A MEXICAN CORPORATION:

 

You think you have two cows, but you don't know what a cow looks like.

You take a nap.

 

 

A SWISS CORPORATION:

 

You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge for storing

them for others.

 

 

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION:

 

You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American

corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares

bankruptcy.

 

 

A SINGAPOREAN

 

You have two cows. You have to buy a $30,000 certificate of entitlement

each. You are taxed for the milk the cows produce. You are charged for

parking the cows and fined for not cleaning up after them.

 

 

A TALIBAN

 

You have two cows. You turn them loose in the Afghan "countryside" and they

both die. You blame the godless American infidels.

 

 

 

........and finally............

 

 

 

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:

 

You have two cows. You worship them.

 

 

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