Guest guest Posted April 3, 2002 Report Share Posted April 3, 2002 I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?" Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Before marriage, a man Yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Every morning is the dawn of a new error... For people who like peace and quiet; a phoneless cord. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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